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  • This causes the boss to vomit a highly acidic mass of viscous liquid. Everyone expresses their dislike of this with various facial expressions and profanity.
    I may be lazy, but I can...zzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ...

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    • The vomit soon eats through the floor, causing the boss to fall a distance, only to land with a loud splat. The party looks down the hole, and determines from the various organs spread about that the boss has died.

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      • "So ends the reign of Vincent Villian..." someone says as LMZ summons Cleanup Crew, which costs 999 MP, but at least gets rid of the stench. Everyone helps LB steal Vincent's hovercraft, and the party takes off in search of the other Villians.
        Last edited by Lazy Bastard; 10-09-2006, 11:23:03 AM.
        I may be lazy, but I can...zzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ...

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        • RPGod recomends that they go to a bar known to be owned by the Villians. Once there, he knocks the bartender out and starts drinking everything.

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          • It turns out the Villians don't even own the bar, or have anything to do with it. DarkSerge pulls up a chair and starts yelling about root bears or something.
            I may be lazy, but I can...zzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ...

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            • Half the cops in the city bust in through all openings in the building, and start randomly clubbing people with dead fish. The party immediately exits through the secret entrance in the basement.

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              • As they leave, Tru casts, "Stupid, Horny, and Energetic" on everyone remaining in teh bar. They listen dilligently as they drive away, and giggle.
                I may be lazy, but I can...zzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ...

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                • The party finds themselves in a dungeon, conviently without any lighting. They slowly make their way down the hall until they start feeling something squishy and wet.

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                  • At that point, they turn around and go back. DS leans against a wall to take a break, and the entire party is dropped through a trap door.
                    I may be lazy, but I can...zzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ...

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                    • 60's surfing music starts playing in the background while everyone slides down the tube. Soon DarkSerge starts complaining that this might be an endless trapdoor hole, annoying everyone else greatly.

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                      • Munk starts masturbating, and that just makes things worse. It's soon discovered that everyone's being subliminally attacked with porn.
                        I may be lazy, but I can...zzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ...

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                        • Just seconds before they were to give into the urge to spank Munky, they reach the end of the tube and land in a large pool of fluid. Everyone simultaneously yells out "What the fuck!?"

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                          • It's soon discovered that this is the lair of some monster they've never heard of. In the lair, they find graves marked "Odysseus", "Thor", and "Chuck Norris"; they expect this will be a hard fight.
                            I may be lazy, but I can...zzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ...

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                            • Suddenally tons of LiquidManZero ninja clones appear in the dungeon. "I thought you Killed all your clones off?" DarkSerge says as the group gets surronded by them.

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                              • "Apparently not", LB notes, as he round-houses a Liquid clone. "And why the hell did you have to train them as ninja?"
                                I may be lazy, but I can...zzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ...

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