2 sentence game?

[Ace]

After killing themselves, both TruWizdom and Ace are revived by their Phoenix Materia's.
Gasping for air after being brought back to life, TruWizdom and Ace notice RPGod fending off the Phoenix by insulting its mother, and by throwing empty beer bottles at it.

[Lazy Bastard]

Most effective is the former, as the phoenix's mother fell off the top of a fort. Eventually, it flies away, and everyone decides to continue to Ganon's friend's party.

[LiquidManZero]

The party continues to get more drunken and louder throughout the night and next day. Around 2:30 PM the next day, it's slowly noticed that it's time for a booze run.

[Lazy Bastard]

Unlike the average booze run, a GSHI booze run is actually a marathon performed while completely intoxicated. Everyone starts off, their straight liquor of choice in hand.

[LiquidManZero]

Then, the first member of each group chugs their bottle as fast as possible, followed by the next member and so on. This continues until all the teams have finished at least one round.

[Lazy Bastard]

For obvious convenience reasons, this is done around the outside of a hospital. LMZ's team wins, possibly because of the mind-altering effects of their drink of choice.

[LiquidManZero]

Several weeks later, LMZ's team is finally released from the hospital. They immedately head back to GSHI HQ for some nachos.

[Lazy Bastard]

"We really need to get our own hospital at HQ...considering all the times we get in injured..." LB ponders, as KE brings in the nachos. Everyone sits down and begins to watch GSHI Battle VIII, thinking that everything is finally OK.

[LiquidManZero]

But then, suddenly Police jumps through the screen and starts ice skating around the theater. RPGod is so startled that he spills his beer.

[Lazy Bastard]

Police glitches from place to place instantly, freaking out most of the people in the theater. Finally, he slips on RPGod's beer, and falls over.

[LiquidManZero]

Instead of hitting the floor, Police falls through it, and seemingly disapears. Several minutes later, just as the movie is restarted, Police falls through the ceiling and lands with a loud thud on the floor.

[Lazy Bastard]

It's then that the party realizes they are in a videogame about videogame hackers, and NYPD is "hacking" it. This is quite a problem, and no one is too happy, but they calm down and begin to devise a plan to escape.

[LiquidManZero]

After much consideration it's decided that getting rid of Police is the first step. Unfortunately, the only idea for doing so came from RPGod, and involved getting drunk.

[Lazy Bastard]

RPGod starts drinking first, and everyone just looks at him. LMZ casts Warp, and the party is sent to the real world, in NYPD's room.

[LiquidManZero]

The smell suddenly hits the party, causing them to fall over choking on the air. Slowly they sneak out of the room.