2 sentence game?

[Chaotic Forces]

If this takes off, it'll be a shock( I'm bored with no pc, you try something better when you're sleep deprived) Same as any other 3 word game but with 2 sentences and I've decided to add in a mortal kombat theme to my post.
Bob who just ripped off a cute bunny's head to kill it for dinner was walking along a forest road. Suddenly he takes a drink of beer.
Damn, that sucks but my excuse is above.

[Ace]

While drinking the beer, Bob notices a weird man hiding in the bushes...
Bob approaches the man, but before he can get close enough to question the weirdo about wtf he is doing there, the man yells "Toasty!" and runs away in to the forest.

[Chaotic Forces]

After seeing the man run, Bob thinks he has had to much to drink. He decides to get help with cutting down on his drinking.

[GeoTube]

"Whee!" went Bob, before falling over TruWizdom's gravity field which was made out of nachos. Incidently, nachos were made of nachotium back in them days.

[Lazy Bastard]

Nachotium was invented in the year 2089 by LMZ's son, LiquidManOne, but was introduced to the distant past when RPGod got drunk and fell into a time portal. Anyway, Bob got up, dusted off his jeans, licked his fingers, and kept walking.

[GeoTube]

A passing police car collected him and the story changed main character. Lazy|Bastard meanwhile was walking into is local Nachory when he thought of something.

[Lazy Bastard]

"What if I hacked a Cloud hair color mod for FF7...?" he thought, as he walked through the double doors. Politely squeezing the left buttock of the attractive Nachory girl, who giggled, he picked out some items to purchase.

[Chaotic Forces]

Picking up a bar of gold(which is very cheap, since it is everywhere in the future) he was off on his way to to pay, picking up a bottle of cola.
On the way to pay for the goods, he was stopped in his tracks after seeing a girl punch the clerk in the face.

[Lazy Bastard]

"Hey", he exclaimed, "don't punch the hot Nachory girl!", chucking his bar of gold at the crazed customer. The bar bounced right off of her head, as if she had a forcefield in place.

[Chaotic Forces]

The girl merely laugh and claimed "I am Labot, Quenn of the immortal beings, bow down to my might".
Understanding how powerful she is, he began to hack into the system to remove her power.

[LiquidManZero]

After hours of chopping away, Lazy gets lazy enough to use one of the items he bought, a cup with infinite capacity prefilled with a selection of booze and caffeinated drinks. Chugging a selection of energy liquor he feels slightly less lazy and continues hacking.

[Lazy Bastard]

Realizing he's not a very good physical hacker, he breaks out the reality-hacking system LMZ built based on his hit novel, WTF, and hacks a "Labot shoves her hand down her throat until she dies" code. He and the Nachory girl have a good laugh, he chugs a bottle of Everclear and passes out, and the next thing anyone knows, the main character is LMZ.

[BTW CF, this two-sentence story idea was a pretty good one]

[GeoTube]

LMZ quickly darted into the street, only to be hit by a passing beer & nacho mobile. TruWizdom was just walking by on his way to throw Rune's diapers at random passing beer & nacho mobiles when he realised... he'd forgotten something.

[Lazy Bastard]

"Where's my car, dude?" he asked as he looked upward, as if into his brain, trying to remember. "I dunno, but that bastard didn't stop like the others did." LMZ replied blankly as he dusted off his shirt, which featured a large photo of someone cosplaying.

[Chaotic Forces]

On the back of his shirt he had the words "I like to hack things", the police stopped LMZ and brought him for questioning. LMA being very cocky decided to call the police "a bunch of red neck cow eaters"(which was true, since they had got red necks), the police on the otherhand thought he was insane insult and threw him back out onto the street.

LB thanks man.