2 sentence game?

[Lazy Bastard]

The group is almost out of the house, when they literally bump into NYPD and his two brothers, IceSkate and Glitch. After much falling and getting back up, the brothers three explain, cackling and guffawing, what exactly has happened for the party to have been in a videogame in the first place.

[LiquidManZero]

They start to explain, but then get into a three stooges style argument, complete with sound effects. After several minutes of badly done slapstick the party almost makes it outside before they are stopped suddenly by a huge Glitch.

[Lazy Bastard]

Glitch, who is apparently huge and really fast, stands in the doorway between them and freedom. RPGod shouts, "Wait, what's that?", and as Glitch proclaims he's not going to fall for that, RPGod stabs him in the face, and the party pushes through.

[LiquidManZero]

Once outside, IceSkate slides past the party and into a tree. NYPD is heard yelling something like "Hey you, get back here!" from inside the house.

[Lazy Bastard]

"That was close..." KE notes as the party walks along a sidewalk, the sun barely above the horizon. "Yeah...I wonder how long we were away from the real world...", LB ponders aloud.

[LiquidManZero]

Not wanting to walk back to the HQ, RPGod goes across the street and steals a brand new Skycar. Sadly, he accidentally crashes it into the house it was parked in front of.

[Lazy Bastard]

Luckily, LB can still cast Warp in the real world (thanks to magic being discovered in 2010), so after dropping some gold into the back seat of the wrecked hovercraft, the party is back at HQ. LB gets the current status of things from the GSHI's central computer system, only to find out that the GSHI cat is missing, and someone who shouldn't be is snooping around the basement.

[LiquidManZero]

KE decides to let everybody else take care of the person in the basement, and goes off to take a nap. Nothing happens for a moment, until Pointy Beard Guy limps into the room looking rather beat up.

[Lazy Bastard]

Opening one eye, KE asks, "Hmm...what happened to you?" PBG first replies that he fell down some stairs, but then admits that a bunch of escaped videogame villains attacked him in the basement.

[LiquidManZero]

PBG starts his account of the events that took place. "We were down there doing er, something I can't talk about, when they knocked me out and ran for it."

[Lazy Bastard]

But KE is already fast asleep. The rest of the party, meanwhile, is about to get a serious surprise in the basement.

[LiquidManZero]

It seems TruWizdom had opened a brothel down there, and had been getting quite a lot of business. RPGod sees this, and decides to get a lifetime membership.

[DarkSerge]

But then Lazy notices the price of the membership, and tells RPGod. He says "you might want to get the 1 day membership, looks like the lifetime membership expired April 8th 1792".

[Lazy Bastard]

Since Tru is busy...coaching his employees, he can't be bothered to update the membership system. RPGod gets some combination of really pissed off, and insanely jealous, and opens his own brothel next door.

[LiquidManZero]

He tries to offer free trials to everybody at GSHI, but only Pointy Beard Guy takes him up on it. The rest of the party goes off to find the escaped villians.