2 sentence game?

[LiquidManZero]

"The kit only came with two sets of skills, ninja and ass-raping fiend. I figured ninja was safer."

[Lazy Bastard]

"Oh.......oh...well, whatever." LB half-heartedly replies as he kills another LMZ.

[GeoTube]

Another clone sprouts out behind the Lazy! "down thy Bastard!", yells Liquid, in an attempt to save the Lazy one... but was it too late?

[Lazy Bastard]

Yes. It was too late.

[GeoTube]

Until TheDonut comes past after jumping a shark, and grabs the lazy one. He reaches safety before getting chased off by donut eaters.

[Lazy Bastard]

The real LMZ and the rest of the party are immune to donut eaters; the only effect they have is to make life easier, by completely annihilating the Liquid clones, and being completely annihilated in the process. GSHI laughs heartily.

[hah, inside joke!]

[GeoTube]

But it wasn't the end.. as soon a liquid clone from another galaxy arrived and claimed the nachos as his own. The task of creating an anti-liquid without killing the original liquid was proving to be too lame a task, until someone hexedited it up.

[LiquidManZero]

The result was a hacked original Liquid, who immediately dismembered the last clone. The remains were soon fed to a hungry TheDonut.

[Lazy Bastard]

However, the hacked original was now hungry for blood, and GSHI prepared for the easiest battle of their lives. LB warped him into a volcano.

[LiquidManZero]

Inside the volcano is one of TruWizdom's "full service" massage parlors. Liquid enjoys his free one day pass that got warped with him.

[Lazy Bastard]

(wait, was this the original Liquid, hacked to be more powerful and kill the last clone Liquid, or was it a duplicate of the original, hacked as such?)

Liquid uses this time to cool down, and get rid of his lust for blood. When everything seems back to normal, one of Tru's "masseuses" reveals she is a vampire, and bites him.

[LiquidManZero]

The hacked original Liquid is very annoyed, even though he's immune to vampire bites. He becomes bloodthirsty again and decides to drink some vampire blood.

[Lazy Bastard]

After asking nicely, he manages to convince the vampire to give him some blood. Meanwhile, TruWizdom was getting high as a kite.

[GeoTube]

That is, someone tied TruWizdom to a kite, and used him ... as a kite. Soon Liquid's clone began to melt, the hexbits within him degrading.

[Lazy Bastard]

This made everyone a little nauseous, but it was nothing a few days of trying really hard not to think about it wouldn't repress. Out of boredom and apathy, everyone pulls out their respective flasks, and gets wasted.