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[MIR]

The back room is filled with a limitless supply of beef jerky, slimjims, powdered beer, and a pool of dihydro monoxide. It also seems the room has a set of 30 computers logged into irc.max-evolution.com where jupi is talking about stuff with trollytrollytrollythal.

[Lazy Bastard]

It appears that some villain or another (possibly a member of the Villian family) is trying to keep GSHI busy, for some reason. This works for two or three days, but eventually, it's decided that they should go check on the rest of the world.

[MIR]

They finnaly agree that the best thing to do is create a site that is so goatse that it crashes M$ Swodniw Smallhorn and causes Lemmayoshi's to pop up asking for [damnit. i am at work and cannot enter what i want to put here] and installing a Keylogger to track the users personal passwords. This allows for the free distribution of [Fucking keyloggers] for all who know teh intrewebs, but beware of teh fibi's who watch 4chan and are holding Mir hostage for being himself and for writing fuck too many times while posting on Kodewerx.

[LiquidManZero]

Out of nowhere, a courier gives Mir a coupon for one million free internets. To escape from the hostage situation, he gives it the teh fibi. However, they think they already own all the internets, and throw him in a locker stolen from Metal Gear Solid 2.

[Lazy Bastard]

While wondering how the FBI developed the technology to steal things from video games, and remembering to steal said technology later, LMZ notes that if he's ever at work, and can't type something due to a keylogger, he could always copy and paste it letter for letter. All this thought about keyloggers reminds him of his handy skeleton key, which he uses to let himself out of the locker.

[MIR]

Yet it still doesn't help Mir because LMZ was never thrown into a locker. "Pee into the cup LMZ" said some guy who looked at LMZ in that special way when someone is about to cast Meteor.

[Lazy Bastard]

(heh, I don't know how I missed that...)

LMZ ignores the guy, who flips out and actually casts meteor. Luckily, LMZ is unharmed, because this is just a dream MIR's having, whilst crammed in a locker.

[MIR]

Mir wonders why he is dreaming of GSHI agian. A couple of nights ago he found himself at a GSHI party where he meet a Lazy Bastard, but when Mir went for the cookies some asshole nOOb spit on them causing Mir to go berserk and shove his plate up their ass.

[Lazy Bastard]

Someone at the FBI fills out the wrong form, and MIR is released, given a handgun, and fellated by several attractive women. MIR writes a book about it, and makes millions.

[MIR]

It makes Ace wonder why Mir chooses to be the stock boy at the GSHI mart. But Ace is too busy, doing stuff in Testing Nothing to really pay much attention to a trivial fact as that or Akfek.

[VisitntX]

So Visitntx comes to the GSHI mart and ask about some nachos, saying to have a ticket for some free nachos to all customers, he looks like someone from 1490. VisitntX put his hands out of the pockets and shows the ticket to the stock boy.

[MIR]

The stock boy says "this ticket has been pissed on recently!" This makes the GSHI mart manager go crazy and calles for backup which turns out to be Akfek.

[VisitntX]

VisitntX turns to the right trying to escape but the exit desappears. He is traped and Akfek faces him with a really mad look in his eyes meanwhile the stock boy approuchs.

[MIR]

This is when Eggwerx drops into the GSHI mart, setting every and all the alarms of for no apparent reason. This startles the Tr33 who was having a glorious time smoking the grade ZzZ stuff in the King Edgar Customized Water Pipe.

[Lazy Bastard]

LB finishes his burrito, gives Visitntx some nachos, scolds the manager, turns Akfek off, and tells Eggwerx's parents he's been acting up. Just as Parasyte is pulling in to pick Eggwerx up, an explosion rocks the building.