2 sentence game?

[Chaotic Forces]

As the three men fire up the hover craft, L B grabs the girl by the hair(causing the hair to fall out), the girl is left behind.
The Bastarad is still in sight but like any great heroes, the three men go back to save the hot girl.

[Lazy Bastard]

As the hovercraft lands, LB realizes it was just some hippie he'd grabbed, goes inside the Nachory, grabs the still-unconscious (and, as noted, hot) Nachory girl, carries her out and hops into the hovercraft again. As he, ugetab, hiro, CF, and the Nachory girl zoom after the Bastarad, he wonders what LMZ's up to.

[LiquidManZero]

Having gotten quite sick of being hit by cars, LMZ jacks the next vehicle that tries to run him down. Oddly enough, it's yet another hovercraft.

[Lazy Bastard]

"Great streaking Akfek, Batman!" DarkSerge quips, and Batman laughs heavily. DS is just about to say something about it being really cool that Batman decided to drop by, when he suddenly wakes up, in The Forest, with a bump on his head and an "Akfek was here" tattoo on his left forearm.

[Chaotic Forces]

DS realising Akfek is the name of his pet monkey, searches for clues as to where he might be. Meanwhile Batman is considering lending LB his batmobile to search for his lost friend, Kobel.

[MathUser]

Suddenly Willy Wonka pulls out his razor sharp claws and starts flailing wildy. Blood begins to pool on the floor.

[Chaotic Forces]

Willy Wonka turns out to be Mr. Johnny Depp in costume, Gene Wilder runs in with an axe and kills Mr. Depp. Mr. LB and CF team up to take on the mad actor, but argue over the meaning of the word Nachory.

[Lazy Bastard]

The camera zooms out from LB's eyeball, indicating the end of a daydream, and the chase for the Bastarad continues. CF fires blasts of pure chaos randomly through the air, causing atoms to act erratically.

[Chaotic Forces]

As the blasts continue, the buildings change shape into oval shaped buildings with art work from the middle ages on their sides.
LB grabs CF and lectures him about misusing the atom changing powers, CF annoyed and upset changes LB's hair to a Mohawk.

[Lazy Bastard]

LB says, "Sleep", and CF falls asleep, sliding down in his seat. The Everclear hangover, motion sickness, bad vibes from his mohawk, and general laziness kick in, and he falls asleep as well, leaving hiro and ugetab to reach the wheel in time.

[LiquidManZero]

They narrowly miss a beer stand set up on the sidewalk before regaining control. Hiro suddenly spots RPGod mugging the stand operator for a second before seeing the traffic jam ahead.

[Lazy Bastard]

Hiro shifts LB out of the way and hops into the driver's seat, tilting to the right and swerving above the traffic jam by steering left before straightening out on the other side. LB, CF, and the Nachory girl nearly slide out, but ugetab manages to hold them in place somehow, possibly with superhuman strength.

[DarkSerge]

Meanwhile a police officier nammed NYPD sees Lazy speeding and turns on his siren to chace him. Lazy spots him and asks the others "do you think we can outrun him?".

[Lazy Bastard]

Noting that LB must have been talking in his sleep, Hiro doesn't reply, but speeds up. ugetab launches a grappling hook at the distant Bastarad, and ties the other end to the hovercraft.

[Chaotic Forces]

The hovercraft is brought up into the air trailing behind the Bastarad.
The heroes manage to climb up the rope but can't get inside the Bastard.