2 sentence game?

[Lazy Bastard]

"I'm getting really tired of dusting this shirt off..." he said, as he got up and did just that. Something moving caught his eye, and he looked up just in time to see a giant object fly across the sky.

[LiquidManZero]

Which was the recently stolen "space ship" The Bastarad being taken out for a joy ride by TheDonut. While watching The Bastarad pass overhead, LMZ is hit by yet another car as a side effect of standing in the middle of the street.

[Lazy Bastard]

He dusts off his shirt, hotwires a nearby hovercraft, and chases after the Bastarad. A police craft zooms after him, and an ultra-fast, three party chase begins.

[heh, we keep changing tense from past to present]

[LiquidManZero]

For no particular reason several dozen other aircraft join in the chase. LMZ's stolen hovercraft flys through assorted fruit stands and empty cardboard boxes for no particular reason.

[Lazy Bastard]

Money and goods fly everywhere, some landing in LMZ's borrowed hovercraft. Among the items is a potion of some kind, which LMZ drinks.

[Chaotic Forces]

The potion casues LMZ's skin to turn into blue and pink stipres with a giant triangle covering his face that is bright yellow, he also has an unually large amount of body hair(think a bear).
LMZ then realises his problem, he goes to the local vet to see if he can get his skin fixed. on the way he meets with a young man called Mojo.

[Lazy Bastard]

Mojo, being a mind-reader, asks LMZ why he just stopped chasing the Bastarad, and why he isn't heading to a human doctor. LMZ notes these are probably psychological effects of the potion, and also that Mojo probably doesn't exist.

[LiquidManZero]

Mojo turns into a kangaroo, pulls out a cigar, and then hops away swearing randomly. LMZ blinks and heads off to the vet.

[Lazy Bastard]

The Bastarad swoops dangerously low across the top of the local sportsdome, as Munk tries to regain control, laughing maniacally. TruWizdom asks, while sliding to one side of the main deck, "So where does LB keep the pr0n here?"

[LiquidManZero]

Munk's replies with "Check the pants." resulting in clothing being thrown out into the hallway. A pair of tossed boxers lands on Munky's head, making it very hard for him to see.

[Lazy Bastard]

"["Am great code haker! Am takening over the world!"]...what do you think it means?", ugetab points at a nearby sign as he eats some nachos, in the quiet town of Nearby Town. Hiro shrugs as he tries, but fails, to steal ugetab's nachos.

[LiquidManZero]

Elsewhere, in The Forest, DarkSerge goes for a walk. A bush off the path starts giggling and a completely nude (and covered with censor bars) Akfek runs past for no aparent reason.

[Lazy Bastard]

Lazy Bastard awakens with a serious hangover, and rolls the sleeping, naked Nachory girl off of him. Finally putting on the right clothes, he stumbles outside just in time to see the Bastarad fly overhead, and falls into ugetab and his nachos.

[Chaotic Forces]

ugetab screams "my nachos!" and punches Lazy Bastard, Chaotic Forces runs in and tries to break up the fight, he manages to stop ugetab by flinging himself in front of his fist.
Chaotic Forces, bloody and barely alive is left on the ground while Lazy Bastard makes a call.

[Lazy Bastard]

Ugetab's phone goes off, causing him to drop the remainder of his nachos. "You bastard." he replies, as they steal a nearby hovercraft (which are really easy to steal), drag CF into it, and chase after the Bastarad.