2 sentence game?

[Lazy Bastard]

The Villians are a family of mobsters, who apparently participated in the scene kidnappings. The party starts the search in little, hacking, Italy.

[LiquidManZero]

After the long chocobo flight, the party decides to stay at a hotel before starting the search. They eventually find a hotel called "The Nachory".

[Lazy Bastard]

It turns out the Nachory is overbooked, so the party stays next door, at the Eggrollory. Luckily, the owner and operator is stereotypically a master of martial arts, and tells the party he's been shadowing one of the Villians lately, and has discovered something terrible.

[LiquidManZero]

"Late at night, the younger of the Evil-Villian brothers has been going into this one strip club near here. They say it's run by the most twisted pervert in the entire world.

[Lazy Bastard]

It turns out Tru has been running a strip joint, and Vincent Villian is a VIP there. The party goes there to stake it out, their $1's in pocket.

[LiquidManZero]

When they reach the joint, they find a massive bouncer who towers over even Czar. The bouncer says: "You better have gil, and lots of it."

[Lazy Bastard]

Having only Gold, GP, Zeny, and Rupees, the party is forced to turn to alternate methods of entry; namely, TheDonut eating the bouncer. As the party enters, someone notes, "This is even better than that time those nude supermodels ran through the mall..."

[DarkSerge]

Turns out the strippers where a bunch of TruWizdom clones. The group didn't stay there for long....

[Lazy Bastard]

Which is fortuitous, because Vincent walks out at the same time they do. For no readily explicable reason, a battle ensues.

[LiquidManZero]

Listening to the background music, the party figures out it's a boss battle. The GSHI group starts off by casting various defensive spells.

[Lazy Bastard]

They follow up with status mods on the boss, and begin using strong black magic. Munk unleashes the internet from his pants, causing considerable damage.

[LiquidManZero]

Ace attacks with a evil-looking baseball bat, and makes a Smaaaaaaashing hit. RPGod seemingly just stands there looking sober.

[Reeben]

Realizing this he heads toward the closest GSHI Mart for a quick drink. But upon arrival to said mart, he sees that it is closed.

[Lazy Bastard]

"Son of a bitch", he grumbles. Back at the battle, things are getting easier.

[LiquidManZero]

At this point in the battle, the boss is looking rather queasy. Out of nowhere TruWizdom runs through the battle completely naked.