2 sentence game?

[Lazy Bastard]

CF is about to totally ravish her when he realizes the color palatte is all wrong, and this can't be a real person. He decides to chance it anyway, and everyone gets mad that they do it in public; LB throws Quan Chi's arms at them.

[Chaotic Forces]

In anger CF complains and the girl attacks LB(since CF decides he is a coward), LB says "real" and the girl becomes real but falls in love with LB. Filled with rage, CF calls LB to fight him, but LB points out that he has no feelings for the girl and CF then decapitates the girl for not loving him, just then Link and Gannon arrive but are in battle.

(Link and Ganon are tow characters from LOZ).

[Lazy Bastard]

LMZ summons Bahamut Zero, who rampages around and smashes the bar up, then flies away across the horizon. "Oh yeah..." LMZ mumbles, as Ganon stops fighting Link to make conversation with a few GSHI people.

[LiquidManZero]

"Get him off me! He's had a whole bottle of caffeine pills and wants to kill me!" Ganon tries to say, but is having trouble due to being repeatedly kicked in the crotch by Link. Lazy says sleep at Link, but it only seems to make him more angry.

[Chaotic Forces]

Link is held down by the gshi and asked why he wants to kill gannon, Link says: It's the colours, I look like a freakin' elf". Ganon using his powers turns the green to black and Link know puts ona his shades and drives of on a stolen bike(which happens to be Ganon's).

[LiquidManZero]

Ganon brushes some dust off his clothes, and takes a look at the resulting carnage of the recent battle. Suddenly the slime appears and says "Give me your clothes."

[Lazy Bastard]

Ganon gives the slime his clothes and footwear, and it giggles, and leaves. Having gotten rid of Link and fulfilled the Terminator 2/Ganon prophecy of giving away his clothes, his boots, and his motorcycle, Ganon decides to hang out with GSHI for a while.

[LiquidManZero]

TruWizdom looks at Ganon and starts getting one of those really perverted looks. The rest of the party contemplates where to go next.

[Lazy Bastard]

Drunk and still in semi-party mode, they go out to the nearest nachory, looking for chicks. Before they enter, RPGod covers his entire body in EverClear so he can stay drunk from the fumes.

[Chaotic Forces]

Ganon offers to open a portal to an even better party, they all agree and go through the portal. The portal actually leads to a place known only as Jogol, a land filled with drunken midgets talking about fried eggs.

[LiquidManZero]

RPGod gets startled by a midget that looks remarkably like Homer Simpson, and accidentally gets too close to a torch hanging on a nearby wall. Due to the high alcohol content of his fumes, he catches fire rather spectacularly, only to run around while on fire.

[Ace]

The midgets, noticing RPGod is on fire, begin spitting on him to dowse the flames.
TruWizdom notices what the midgets are doing, and finds it kinky; TruWizdom unzips his pants and decides to 'help' the midgets dowse the enflamed RPGod in his own way...

[Lazy Bastard]

This whole event leaves RPGod really...pissed off. He casts "Virus" on TruWizdom, the midgets, and Ace, for some reason.

[LiquidManZero]

One of the midgets chucks an unopened potion at RPGod, hitting him in the head. The midgets start dropping dead from the plauge RPGod infected them all with, but the GSHI party seems unaffected.

[Lazy Bastard]

"Remember FF4?" RPGod remarks, "Check your HP." Tru and Ace give RPGod begrudging looks, equip Phoenix materia, and kill themselves.