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  • #91
    The party starts getting really wild after it moves into the nearest nachory. RPGod is soon found to have passed out on the floor after drinking a bottle of gasoline.

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    • #92
      "He forgot to siphon it through a pantyhose..." LB notes, as they pick RPG up and hoist him onto a chocobo. Suddenly the party realizes that they're completely surrounded by a strange, green slime.
      I may be lazy, but I can...zzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ...

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      • #93
        The slime starts making weird gurgling noises, and eventually says "We are taking you to our leader." Tentacles come out of the oozing mass of green slime and grab the entire party.

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        • #94
          Luckily, the tentacles aren't hentai-style. TruWizdom is disappointed, but everyone else breathes a sigh of relief as they're carried off to possibly doom.
          I may be lazy, but I can...zzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ...

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          • #95
            Many, many hours pass as the party is dragged off to the slime's lair. Lazy gets tired of waiting and warps everybody to a nearby bar.

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            • #96
              LB has the bartender play some tentacle hentai on the big screen TV, and everybody gets drunk and dances to the techno background music. Meanwhile, the slime notices the party has disappeared.
              I may be lazy, but I can...zzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ...

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              • #97
                Not wanting to waste any time, the slime decides to put out a bounty for the GSHI people. Five minutes later, a huge trollish guy with a giant sword explodes into the bar the party is at.

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                • #98
                  The bartender immediately shoots and kills the troll. However, another one comes smashing through the opposite wall, followed by another, and another.
                  I may be lazy, but I can...zzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ...

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                  • #99
                    After the 50th troll gets killed, suddenly a five times larger one comes out, and the boss music start playing. RPGod attacks it and does all of 10 points damage.

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                    • Noting that RPGod's first action after waking was to attack a troll, LB laughs, and casts "Lit3" on the troll, which somehow does only 1 damage. The troll laughs so hard, he falls over, and the GSHI pounce on him.
                      Last edited by Lazy Bastard; 08-31-2006, 03:31:58 PM.
                      I may be lazy, but I can...zzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ...

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                      • TheDonut produces a giant hacksaw out of his pants, and he starts sawing off the troll's head with it. TruWizdom takes this chance to take a picture of the troll's "unit" to put up for sale on ebay.

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                        • Tru finally decides to just remove said unit, pickle it, and donate it to a certain phallis museum. On that note, the bartender puts in a trollsex hentai, and the party resumes partying, oblivious of the fact that a large number of evil things are closing in quickly.
                          Last edited by Lazy Bastard; 08-31-2006, 03:40:22 PM.
                          I may be lazy, but I can...zzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ...

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                          • Turns out the "evil things" are interested in the Hentai and offer much gold to pay to view it. The party then takes a turn to Mortal Kombat as the Tune from it plays, but rather than a 1 on 1 3d fight, it morphs to a turn based fight, a la FF series.
                            I bring chaos everywhere! Behold! My power can cause chaos to myself!

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                            • Munky jams to the song, performs combo after combo on his turns, and when his enemy has one HP, does a fatality that involves taking things out of and putting other things into his pants. CF turns his opponent into a dead version of itself.
                              I may be lazy, but I can...zzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ...

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                              • Cf is really Quan Chi is disguise(a necromancer from Mortal Kombat), the team jump on Quan and destroy him by pulling off his arms and beating him to death with them. Meanwhile the real CF is a tad distracted with a hot girl who is really a cartoon character that doesn;t exist, but CF still thinks she does.
                                I bring chaos everywhere! Behold! My power can cause chaos to myself!

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