2 sentence game?

[LiquidManZero]

Most of the pink dogs decide it's time to mark their territory by urinating on the cardboard cutouts of the gsc characters. After almost an hour of that, the dogs start falling over dead for no aparent reason.

[Lazy Bastard]

It turns out the GSC Town council had coated everything down to the sidewalks with a slow-acting contact poison, which the GSC Town residents had built up an immunity to. GSHI doesn't care, because they didn't want those dog things anyway, but incidentally get revenge, as the pink dogs explode after two hours.

[Chaotic Forces]

Suddenly CF using his amazing Irish speaking talents calls forth an army of leprepcons to cure the dogs so they explode in another two hours. Using a hot nachory girl as a distraction, the team have time preform the ritual to get freakin' lasers on the hovercrafts, for some reason CF is singing "Oops I did it again" by Britney Spears.

[Lazy Bastard]

Having apparently pulled over, LB, KE, LMZ, and their respective passengers finish attaching the new freakin' lasers, and get CF some new music to listen to. The Leprechaun Representative Convention members, or "LepRepCons", use rainbows, pots of gold, and breakfast cereal to distract the surviving GSC members as the GSHI makes its getaway.

[Heh, CF: Just in case, I meant no disrespect @ leprechaun jabs. I know you're Irish; just having fun]

[Chaotic Forces]

Suddenly the entire force of GSC fleet attack gshi, unfortunetly GSC makes fun of CF's height, the LepRepCons being smaller than CF laugh and begin to sing in Irish, at the sound of the dreadful voices, the members of gshi(apart fron CF who is singing along) use the freakin' lasers. CF then introduces hot red haired girls to replace the nachory girls, as they were killed in the crossfire.

LB, we(the Irish) have no problem with jabs, we're very laid back.

[Lazy Bastard]

The GSC kids run away, as does GSHI, and at some point they reach GSHI World. The music from the Gold Saucer starts playing (and continues), and the party tries to find that little guy to buy some GP for unreasonable prices.

[Chaotic Forces]

They meet up with Colog(cool name huh??heh) and he/she/it shows them the way to a shop, however the shop is actually a mafia hideout. LB and CF using their excellent converstation abilities(what ones? heh) talk the mafia into loaning them some freakin' rocket launchers to add on to their hovercrafts, they then see an even better hovercraft and nick it, the mafia are now on thier tail.

Nick is slang for steal(case anyone didn't know).

[Lazy Bastard]

Having destroyed an army of Akfeks and a giant dragon, they realize they shouldn't be running from some Mafia guys. Just as they turn around to face them, Bahamut Zero comes crashing by, annihilating the gangsters, and disappears over the horizon again.

[Chaotic Forces]

Taking a sheep they sacrafice it in order to please the great Bahamut Zero but manage to annoy Kuja and suffer his warth, he forces all of them to wear a cap bearing the words "I is a good hacker and fan of Rune". After this they suffer the wrath of Dr. Eggman and are forced to team up with Since, Tails and Knuckles.

[Lazy Bastard]

Hell freezes over, GSC becomes a great place, and the world explodes. Luckily, GSHI is already in their own dimension, which they call 0xFFFF.

[Chaotic Forces]

Except theygo further and hack g(new hex) and CF now is put into a comma from seeing g. Better yet, they hack into CF's memory and delete a few memories, like G and Roger, thus restoring him and making him a tad taller.

[Lazy Bastard]

[Wha?]

Having defeated evil once again, and then witnessed the end of the world, thus negating their defeat of evil, they relax, and kick back. Everyone pulls the strings on their instant nachos, and at least a few people chug straight liquor.

[Chaotic Forces]

I just wanted to make myself happy. I'll delete myself. Sorry.

[Lazy Bastard]

No, I just didn't understand you last post. I think you skipped a word or two.

[Chaotic Forces]

See this is what happens when you have girls on your mind. On a more serious note, I'll edit my old post.