Free Word stories

[Dualscreenman]

Everyone climbs into the DSman partyvan for some kinky sex. All but one, that is. This one stripper who was drinking beer from her bra stumbled into the jet intake of the PartyVan.

[Lazy Bastard]

This causes quite a mess, but some naked, drunken janitors quickly clean it up. In the middle of all of this, Akfek arrives, heralded by a massive electo-magnetic pulse.

[LiquidManZero]

A million iPod owners simultaneously scream in agony, just as the music in the party van dies.

[Dualscreenman]

Akfek apologizes, quoting a mangled Ben quote, after which he flies off in search of EggWerx.

[MIR]

It turns out that EggWerx is still on Dualscreenman's PartyVan, drunk as all get out singing Irish songs with Buzzer Blue.

[LiquidManZero]

A knock is heard on the door of the PartyVan, and is answered with "Who's there?" It continues as a knock-knock joke: "The." "The who?" "The FBI." "Oh shit..."

[MIR]

..... "Run Parasyte," says the person making the knock knock joke. Then out of nowhere a holographic image of some beautiful female popped up.

[Dualscreenman]

Who shouts out that she's taking all of GSHI to save the people on the show "Lost".

[LiquidManZero]

They all get into the new Bastarad GSHI just bought, and fly around aimlessly over the oceans for awhile. At some point, they decide to stop by Jamaica.

[MIR]

Where CF is waiting to refill the PartyVan with decatant Jamacian Rum for the wonderful price of 9 gil. While there they suddenly get attacked by the irritating communist party of canada and their leader.

[LiquidManZero]

The communists are greatly upset at what one of GSHI's past battles did to their land, and have decided to get revenge for it.

[Dualscreenman]

Unforunately, the cheap commune aircar is worse than Soviet Russia build quality.
Thus begins the excavation of a tunnel to Jamacia.

[LiquidManZero]

The party continues on partying as though nothing had happened, until RPGod decides to take a leak somewhere. Problem with his choice of locations is that it happens to be into the mouth of Jamaica's prime minister's wife. Needless to say, the prime minister was pissed.

[Dualscreenman]

Coincidentally, so was his wife.

[Lazy Bastard]

Yet, at the same time, she was strangely aroused. The prime minister is so impressed by RPGod's bravery, and apparently arousing urination, he offers to send GSHI, Bastarad and all, to Canada via his Cannon Travel Center.