Free Word stories

[MIR]

This was a horrible act of terrorism that was unfounded in all of the history books. So GSHI called Bush and had him put the jello like airship on the same list as the so called "Axis of Evil." Which made the devil very interested in Nachory, Google and Microsoft.

[MIR]

The devil sends out Morrigan to find out more about this nachory when she meet RPGod and challenges him to Karma Sutra but instead he challenges her to a drinking contest. RPGod wins the contest by continuing to drink after Morrigan is wasted, but by this time Diablo has already made a deal to import Nachos from GSHI in exchange for the Ice from hell for GSHI's Slurpies.

[LiquidManZero]

The plan, was to chill the beverages with hell's ice... However, these were no normal Slurpies. These were GSHI brand Everclear Slurpies. RPGod came up with the idea himself durring the drinking contest.

[MIR]

There was an influx of money going into the GSHI coffers. This promted LazyBastard to purchase a 12 story SuperUltra High Definition Television made by LG/Samsung for GSHI HQ. Mir is exempt from using it because he is too busy in the GSHI shop filling peoples Slurpee orders that he lack the time to see this glorious device. Suddenly GSHI gets audited by the Federal Government for paying taxes when they are exempt from Tax paying duties due to our fine lobbyist in Washington DC.

[LiquidManZero]

After much debate with the politicians, Munky threatens the government by saying he'll put TruWizdom's secret porn collection to play on the now 48 story screen mounted on the side of GSHI HQ. The sudden increase in screen size confuses everyone but as it kicks so much ass, they just go with it as though nothing happened.

[MIR]

The result of powering a Rear Projector at the screen resolutions mandated by the #gshi crew causes the universe to go completely dark due to a rift caused by Linkbot linking links to links that direct to a link of infinite linking. No one knew that the 120375e21 x 8367e10 resolution at 120hrz refresh rate would cause this but the people at #lsd where too busy doing stuff to notice that they where doing stuff in the dark.

[Astraea]

HHHMMMMMMM

[MIR]

Said a Niciki when a Lazy Bastard promised to watch a movie in its entirety on this new humongous screen. This is doubtful due to possible solar radiation comming from some lost Black hole in the nexus galaxy which can only be retired by a Bladrunner known as Harrison Ford.

[Lazy Bastard]

Harrison Ford looks on blankly, as the producers ask him why he won't just pretend to use a whip, while a CG one is displayed in front of him for the viewers. All this and more on the next 60 Minutes.