Free Word stories

[MIR]

Suddenly, and we still don't know how he got the number, Mike the metalhead called darkserge and told him that he is freezing as I saw up in Canada and that nobody should go author. All the meanwhile mere was using checking naturally speaking to make an incomprehensible sentences on GSA chock.

[LiquidManZero]

A penis with penises for limbs, and a dick for a head suddenly walked into the room, stated that Rune sent it, and started making "fap fap fap" noises. TruWizdom attacks the penis monster, only to get tentacle raped by it.

[MIR]

while a student is TruWisdom is being held captive by ranking can tickles, Mir shows up at the local 7-11 demanding he is a real bumpy hardball. All the while Akfek is rambling on with Eggwerx about weed, whether or not they should get a better bong.

[LiquidManZero]

Akfek ends up breaking into GSHI Mart's distribution system, and orders enough parts to make the world's biggest bong.

[DarkSerge]

NATO gets alerted about this and goes into DEFCON 5. Suddenly GSHI mart gets surrounded by tanks. Akfek notices this and...

[Ace]

Quickly calls his friend EggWerx; whom is too busy to answer the phone as he has TruWizdom over for dinner...

[LiquidManZero]

...but is really taking it in the ear, while tripping on the acid Tru put into the food. All this eating, ear rape, and tanks leaves Akfek in a really bad position.

[Ace]

Then suddenly, out of no where, AEmpty appears.

AE sees Akfek with the world's biggest bong and says "lemme see that bitch". AE begins taking hits on the bong and eventually forms a massive smoke cloud that soon envelopes all of GSHI Mart.

[MIR]

Thus causing all of the inhabitants of GSHI mart to get high off this hemp cloud. Meanwhile Mir is still running around screaming his head off for no apparent reason while Buzzer Blue is with Mir's cat doing things that cannot be mentioned outside of IRC because it is NSFW.

[LiquidManZero]

DarkSerge sees all of this, and says something like "Oh fuck, not again!" while hiding from Robocop.

[Lazy Bastard]

In the end, it turns out that this was all MIR's cat's dream, and everyone is trying to nurse their hangovers from last night's GSHI Fest. The cat, who turns out to be the same one from the GSHI Battle series, decides to train Akfek for evil.

[MIR]

Yet during the traning, Mir's cat mentions "is" in the same sentence as Akfek's name and the damn bot gets stuck with saying "is is is is is is is is Akfek akfek akfek is akfek" for the remander of the day.

[Lazy Bastard]

This is hilarious once, and even the second time, but after that, everyone is extremely annoyed. During a drinking contest between DarkSerge and a root bear, Akfek is thrown out of the 51st story of GSHI HQ, landing in a garbage bin.

[MIR]

The garbage bin was already picked up last sunday agianst God's wishes and Akfek escapes saying "GScentral is made of cool." This sparks the anger of the ANTI-SMOKING people, who where in the midst of destroying Hybrid's cigeretts, who stop destroying the ciggies and go after Akfek in a mad riot that out does the Watts riots of the 1970's.

[Lazy Bastard]

[Heh @ "against God's wishes"]

GSHI watches this for a moment, then decides to play Risk instead. Halfway through the game, an airship with the name, "Anti-Bastarad" painted on its side ascends to the window, and fires a warning shot through GSHI HQ, destroying the mini-nachory.