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...a gorgeous supermodel with a rape fetish just happens to be out for a morning run. It's sado-masochism at its best, until the police arrive. Fortunately for everyone, they turn out to be porn stars disguised as police, and...
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...they're shooting a new reality tv series about fake cops raping people...Comment
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...for massive damage!. Then the man with the 20-million dollar penis sends out an EMP. The loss of electronics causes the townsfolk not only to gather outside but to...[21:11:26] (Thunderhacker) type a domain at random and you'll likely land at one of two places
[21:11:29] (Thunderhacker) pron site
[21:11:32] (Thunderhacker) or GSHIComment
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...strip naked and start the world's largest orgy...Comment
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...with 534 people, many of them midgets, for some reason. In the middle of all this, Akfek arrives in a giant spacecraft, and announces, "...I may be lazy, but I can...zzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ...Comment
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..."I am now in possession of all of your bases. You will have no time to resist!" Suddenly, the orgy comes to a complete halt, and nothing but a conveniently placed cricket is heard for several minutes. Then someone near the middle yells out "You're doing it wrong!"...Comment
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..and the person behind her stops thrusting again for a moment. Akfek turns into a dragon, and the orgy recommences.I may be lazy, but I can...zzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ...Comment
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TruWizdom notices that Akfek the dragon isn't wearing any clothes, and goes up to him. "Woah, awesome. I always wanted to do it to a dragon." He says, between air humping motions. Akfek is quite startled by this, and flies off rather fast. Strangely, the colors start swirling, as though seen through the eye of someone who was hallucinating...Comment
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DarkSerge comes to, amidst people mumbling things about how they've never seen anyone drink that much root beer. Colonel Sanders hands Munky another drumstick, and DS vomits a little.I may be lazy, but I can...zzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ...Comment
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"Damn, we're going to need another couch." Munky half says between munching on a chocobo leg. At this point, nothing unusual happens... Until DarkSerge explodes into a large blue fireball and partially incinerates the couch along with his body.Comment
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DS/LargeBlueFireball flies through the ceiling, shrieking hysterically, and shoots across the mid-day sky at about Mach 6 or so. Something about Espers is mentioned, and everyone goes looking for DS with a GSHI airship.I may be lazy, but I can...zzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ...Comment
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Their search leads them into D Sign's airspace, and unfortunately into range of the anti-airship weapons set up in the area.Comment
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This Anti-Airship range happended to be off the coast of sunny California where they also test long range missiles and that under water reactor near Junon.Cant stand the 32 bit and above gaming.
Gamers for the return of 2d sprite filled games!Comment
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US, Shinra, and D Sign missiles are launched, narrowly missing the AirBastarad, GSHI's flagship.I may be lazy, but I can...zzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ...Comment
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The missiles fly through the air with the greatest of ease hitting the town of Mideel completely destroying itCant stand the 32 bit and above gaming.
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