Free Word stories

[LiquidManZero]

This ridiculous series of events soon leads to a colonel selling fried chocobo in Kalm, while at the same time, the AirBastarad crashes into the top level of Shinra's headquarters.

[MIR]

This event was witnessed by Shirina's top general, General Leo, who then called Bush to ask him to declare it a national disaster.

[LiquidManZero]

Bush refused, stating that he was out of cocaine and needed a resupply first. Hearing this greatly upset Leo, who decided to napalm the White House.

[Lazy Bastard]

This seems like a good plan, but then Leo realizes he's piss drunk, and can't remember where the keys to his napalm tanks are. His girlfriend tries to sober him up by various methods, but nothing works.

[DarkSerge]

Suddenally Trump Card appears out of nowhere and...

[LiquidManZero]

...starts breakdancing like a crazy person rolling on the floor laughing their ass off, only without the laughing.

[MIR]

this lead him to say "you're fired" to Pfin who was playing a video game on their DSlite.

[Lazy Bastard]

Meanwhile, Team GSHI awakens to find they've demolished Shinra HQ, and the Airbastarad. RPGod is the first to come to, suffering from mild alcohol withdrawal.

[MIR]

Pfin goes out and makes some homemade alcohol for Team GSHI triumphant victory over.....

[LiquidManZero]

...whatever it was they had been up against. Having completely forgotten who or what they were fighting, they promptly leave the area by hijacked high speed train. Unfortunately they opt to have the in-flight meal, which consisted mostly of cardboard based food products, the likes of which their intestines had never seen!

[Lazy Bastard]

A fierce battle ensues inside each party member. Most of them lose all their HP, and swoon for the rest of the flight.

[Dualscreenman]

Then the DSman partyvan swings by, delivering nachos.

[Lazy Bastard]

Having recently had a jet conversion, the DSMan partyvan docks with the airplane to deliver said nachos. Though most of the party is asleep, they still somehow manage to order several servings of nachos, which replenish their stats considerably.

[MIR]

To help with the consumption of these wonderful nachos where 9 cases of Coronas and enough limes to heal all status ailments.

[Lazy Bastard]

Soonafter, the plane touches down, and LB warps everyone back to HQ, noting that he should have just done that in the first place, but was, in fact, lazy. When the party arrives at HQ (several milliseconds later), they're surprised to find that a porn shoot is taking place.