Free Word stories

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(ok this is a no limit word stories topic, meaning you can use as many words to continue the story as you want...only rule is that you have to use more then one word in your story. Lets Start..)

Once apon a time, three guys named KingEdgar0, LiquidManZero, and Ace where walking down a path in a forest when suddenly....

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...one of them exploded. At first, they couldn't tell which one, but...

[LiquidManZero]

...they slowly realized that Ace had stepped on a landmine and had been thrown into a nearby tree by the blast...

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...and luckily, didn't actually explode. Still, they were going to have a hell of a time prying him out, and...

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...a gang of angry squirrels started attacking the three for screwing with their trees. They started throwing gernades...

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...which are gerbil grenades. These ones were on fire, and dripping with deadly contact poison. "Somebody, quick! Try to...

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....summon the hamsters before we get killed!" said LiquidManZero while.....

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...making sure he still had testicles. Someone someoned them, and to everyone's surprise...

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...a honda civic full of rage infected hamsters crashes into the nearby trees, scattering insane rodents all over...

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...the place, and changing from past tense to present. KE and LMZ grab Ace, and bolt. By pure coincidence, and perhaps the fact that the word "bolt" was just used, Zeus appears, and tells the party a secret. To their surprise...

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...Zeus says he's going to kill them for having sex with his wife...

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...but not to tell anyone, since that would just be embarrasing. They set a date for the next day, at noon, and go out for nachos, which Zeus is apparently inebriately allergic to. A barfight fit for (and performed by) the Gods ensues, and...

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...soon starts looking like that incident at the mall with the LSD...

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...and Team GSHI slips anti-Ambrosia into Zeus's drink, killing him. This causes a great uproar among the Greek gods, but the Roman ones promise they'll take care of things...

[LiquidManZero]

...only if TruWizdom will stop trying to rape the goddesses...