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  • #61
    ...This also turned out boring, and nearly impossible. It was, in fact, a bit like swordfighting with a thumbtack, and so...
    I may be lazy, but I can...zzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ...

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    • #62
      .... they just blew Rune up with an idle timebomb which....
      [21:11:26] (Thunderhacker) type a domain at random and you'll likely land at one of two places
      [21:11:29] (Thunderhacker) pron site
      [21:11:32] (Thunderhacker) or GSHI

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      • #63
        ...became un-idle, and exploded. Soonafter, everyone decided it was about time to go to Hungary...
        I may be lazy, but I can...zzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ...

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        • #64
          ...and see how silly they could be before getting deported...

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          • #65
            ...to outer space because they found out....

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            • #66
              ...that Hungarians don't fuck around. They were pulled back in to Earth when they offered to return the remaining Hungarian children from the original HexBits promotion...
              I may be lazy, but I can...zzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ...

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              • #67
                ... , and hadn't realized the unsold stock had expired...

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                • #68
                  ...but anyway, they escaped before the Hungarians noticed, so all was good. Meanwhile, back at the Playboy Mansion...
                  I may be lazy, but I can...zzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ...

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                  • #69
                    ...TruWizdom and Munky were trying to buy the place with several truckloads of Gil...

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                    • #70
                      ...which they probably used a code to get anyway. Suddenly, LB comes out in a robe, and reminds them that GSHI already bought the mansion last week.
                      I may be lazy, but I can...zzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ...

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                      • #71
                        An all female nude nacho cheese wrestling tournament ensues, much to the amusement of all bystanders.

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                        • #72
                          Suddenly TruWizdom decides to join in but is held back by...

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                          • #73
                            ...his sudden unexplainable paralysis...

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                            • #74
                              ...which causes him to fall face-first into a pile of rusty fish hooks. Just then, he realizes he's in his underwear, and suddenly wakes up...
                              I may be lazy, but I can...zzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ...

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                              • #75
                                ...with some incredible near-world-record morning wood, and runs off to find somebody to rape with it. Meanwhile...

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