2 sentence game?

[Lazy Bastard]

Police NYPD shows up, turns into some kind of huge monster with eight heads and lots of HP, and eats the Bastarad in eight bites. GSHI welcomes NYPDragon with a hail of laser fire, which only seems to tickle him.

[LiquidManZero]

NYPDragon takes a break before eating GSHI's ship to urinate all over the city. GSHI is not amused by this.

[Lazy Bastard]

"Warp!", LB shouts, and the party is teleported to NYPDragon's back. Everyone almost falls off, because LB forgot to warn them.

[LiquidManZero]

And so a Final Fantasy VI style falling battle sequence starts. Hundreds of parasites from the NYPDragon savagely attack the descending party.

[Lazy Bastard]

As everyone has been spending a lot of time gaining levels lately, the parasites are easy to kill, requiring only one shot from the really sweet laser rifle things. Starting to enjoy this activity, LB repeatedly warps the party into the air to fall again and again, until NYPDragon gets angry and swoops down.

[Chaotic Forces]

They then take a trip back in time to the final year of CF in high school, they blast the school with giant rocket wielding sapce monkeys while humming the tune of The Simpsons. After thay, they then resume the mission.

[Lazy Bastard]

CF suddenly forms new memories of that having happened in high school as well as a few minutes ago, and his personality slightly changes thereby. He is now really pissed off, and attacks NYPDragon like a wild animal.

[LiquidManZero]

Blood and bits of torn flesh fly everywhere as CF digs for the NYPDragon's heart. Nearby, CC explodes like a pressurized waterballoon filled with blood for no aparent reason.

[Lazy Bastard]

The party stands in relative amusement, watching the battle and wiping CC off of them. CC rematerializes, giggling, and LB hacks a health mod for NYPDragon, accidentally setting it to 0000: invincibility.

[LiquidManZero]

Seeing this causes CC to start rolling around on the ground laughing excessively until he starts feeling really sick from having done so. RPGod goes off to steal another hovercraft, so the party can make a quicker getaway.

[Lazy Bastard]

For the hell of it, LMZ casts "Instant Death" on NYPDragon, which actually works for some reason. "Heh, that never works...", he mumbles, as the dragon transforms into energy and dissipates, in a half second.

[LiquidManZero]

The NYPDragon drops a bag of instant nachos, one group pass to the GSHI World amusement park, a bucket of kalm fried chocobo, and 10 rupees. Munky eats the entire bucket of chocobo in under five seconds.

[Lazy Bastard]

LB pulls the string on the instant nachos, heating, shuffling, and opening them in a split second. Someone in the group uses PHS to bring RPGod back, and they steal a few hovercrafts and head to GSHI World.

[Chaotic Forces]

"My chocobo!", screams all the members of gshi, Munk claims he's sorry and summons more chocobos. Gshi then loads themselves with the latest weaponary: lemons thrown by pink dogs(with the gshi logo on their side)being shot from crossbows.

[Lazy Bastard]

As they head toward GSHI World, they butcher, pluck, and cook their way to more fried chocobo, but it just isn't the same. To make themselves feel better, they launch all their lemon-throwing pink dogs at pedestrians in GSC Town.