2 sentence game?

[Lazy Bastard]

The added pull of the hovercraft and Munk's inexperienced piloting cause the Bastarad to veer hard right, doubling back on its tracks. As they swoop over RPGod mid-rant, he tosses his sword in the air in anger, slicing a hole in the hull of the Bastarad large enough for the party to slip in.

[LiquidManZero]

The hydrogen that was keeping the Bastarad in the air starts escaping. At that moment TruWizdom decides it's time for a cigarette.

[Lazy Bastard]

The next thing anybody knows, they wake up at an inn. Everyone has amnesia, and the hiccups.

[LiquidManZero]

The innkeeper kicks in the door and demands payment for the last two weeks they've been in the room. RPGod dislikes this, and attacks the innkeeper with a lamp.

[Chaotic Forces]

A brawl ensures, ugetab jumps on the inkeeper but misses and jumps on another hot nachory girl, the lamp is a teleporting device. Our brave heroes are taken to the throne room of King Jatkup, the King decides the heroes will make an excellent meal.

[Lazy Bastard]

Everybody washes their hands, and prepares the best meal ever. After the king feasts on this delicious, giant stew thingy, he gives them a brand new airship, with freakin' lasers, and tells them what Akfek has been planning.

[Akfek is the inverse of Kefka, from FFVI (FF3US). We fought him once or twice in the GSHI Battle series]

[Chaotic Forces]

As the heroes check out the ship, the king decides to give them all some new weapons, sub-machine guns that shoot lasers out at 10 rounds a second.
The heroes load up, look for yet ANOTHER hot nachory girl and leave on the trail of Akfek.

[Lazy Bastard]

It turns out Akfek has been cloning himself, thousands of times a day, and masturbating a lot. The party, having been cured of amnesia, prepares themselves for a battle of immense proportions, picking everyone up and heading for Akfek's new lair.

[Chaotic Forces]

Along with the heroes are to hot nachory sisters, a small goblin called Keptog and the loyal dog called Rugmat. The battle is about to take place when Ugetab points out that they could clone themselves also, however Rugmat barks and draws attention to the heroes, in comes the army of Akfeks.

[Lazy Bastard]

LB lifts his hand and says, "Vomit", and a bunch of the Akfeks vomit all over each other. Everyone opens fire, the nachory girls (who are only sisters in the sense that they're black chicks) sneak back onto the ship and start making out, and Munk follows them.

[Chaotic Forces]

LB knowing that Akfeks cannnot stand the smell of vomit laughs and congradulates himself on his victory, meanwhile the rest of the team feel resentment(sp) towards LB. The team return to the ship to see that Munk has eaten the hot nachory girls, the Bastarad is seen in the sky with the true leader of the Akfeks, Kuja.

[Lazy Bastard]

Lazy is forced to chop Munk open with an axe, releasing the nachory girls, who are still making out for some reason. As Munk heals instantly, GSHI ascends to battle their previous ship, which has been upgraded to include freakin' lasers.

[LiquidManZero]

Several of the lasers focus on GSHI's current ship, and do no damage, being that they were intended for a light show rather than as weapons. Munky tries to eat one of the nachory girls again, and nearly crashes the ship while trying to do so.

[Lazy Bastard]

Liquid summons Bahamut Zero, but it just rampages through the city and disappears over the horizon. People in the city are outraged, and start shooting at the two ships.

[LiquidManZero]

A hail of bullets ricochet off the Bastarad from the angry mob's attack. One bullet hits RPGod's mug, shattering it explosively into beer and shards of glass.