Two sentence game, my present to LB.

[Lazy Bastard]

Several of them actually go off long before impact, detonating other explosive parachutists nearby. GSHI employees start passing around the nachos, believing this is some sort of company-sponsored fireworks show.

[LiquidManZero]

Battered carcasses litter the surrounding area, much like the trash after a massive party. The army continues with the drop anyway.

[Lazy Bastard]

GSHI HQ transforms into a giant, bipedal automaton, crushing everyone that happened to be between its seamlines. It starts swatting the exploding soldiers out of the air like a giant, bipedal automaton swats exploding soldiers out of the air.

[LiquidManZero]

It quickly tires of swatting the suicide bombers, and starts burning them out of the sky with an impressive flamethrower attack. Seemingly millions of charred bodies soon fall to the ground.

[Lazy Bastard]

It then executes function CTRL+SHIFT+Jump, and tunnels as it lands on the ground below. When it resurfaces, it's apparent that someone set the tunneling location incorrectly.

[LiquidManZero]

It comes up in a volcano, where TruWizdom had a massage parlor set up. Unfortunately the incident causes the volcano to errupt.

[Lazy Bastard]

GSHI ends up in the ocean, with magma and debris, but its armor holds up. Someone says "form of...ship!", and it becomes a giant oil tanker of sorts.

[LiquidManZero]

The GSHI staff decide to name the tanker the "Bastarad". Soon, pirates are spotted closing in.

[Lazy Bastard]

This is great, because the staff has been missing the latest releases lately. They each buy $1 copies of all the movies and games the pirates have, and meet up in the staff entertainment room.

[GeoTube]

But this wasn't the end of GSHI. Soon they had all watched the stuff, and were out to crack every code.

[Lazy Bastard]

To start, they all dosed up heavilly on caffeinated beverages. Next, they got to the fun part.

[LiquidManZero]

They soon use their caffeiene powered hacking skills to tear apart every game they just bought. Strangely, nobody remembered to write down any of the codes they made.

[Lazy Bastard]

This is not a problem, because the level of caffeine each hacker is infused with allows for photographic memory, and they all write several notebooks of codes at the end of the day. Next, they go whale-hunting.

[LiquidManZero]

At this point they were hallucinating rather a bit, and accidentally kill the musician known as Moby. Needless to say, the idea to leave the country for awhile soon comes up.

[Lazy Bastard]

GSHI packs up, bringing Moby's corpse, thinking it might come in handy. As they board the paddleboat to Britain, Munk thinks back to their briefing.