Two sentence game, my present to LB.

[Lazy Bastard]

The pig gives the team a magic ring, which allows them to teleport. They already have this ability, but it's a really nice gesture, so LB replies, "Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto."

[Chaotic Forces]

Using the rings to enhance their teleporting skills, they set off to rescue an old friend. Unfortunely, the friend has been taken to the lair of Bob, the evil mass mudering, slighty handsome and rather large mouse.

[Lazy Bastard]

"Damn Hond and his sending scene members to various, distant places..." KE mumbles, as they climb the steep hill to Bob's lair. LB realizes they should just teleport directly into the lair, but he's too lazy to cast "Warp".

[Shad0wHacker]

Shad0wHacker then proceeds to cast warp. Eventually, everybody loves him and buys him pizza.

[Sage]

Sage oblivious to the fact of what is happening justs hums then starts to sing loudly, still yes, still, tripping on 'shrooms. "Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto. Domo...(domo) Domo... (domo..)"

[Lazy Bastard]

The party jams to Sage's drug-induced, retro groove, as they walk in to the monster's lair, their magically delivered pizza in hand. No one seems to notice as TheDonut wanders off on his own into a corridor of the gigantic structure...

[LiquidManZero]

As the party descends deeper into the dungeon they are suddenly assaulted by a pack of giant pink gangsta elephants. Sage finds it hysterical, thinking the elephants are just a hallucination.

[Lazy Bastard]

Everyone begins to get really pissed that Sage isn't helping, and that they keep having to pull her out of the path of vicious elephant stomps. ShadowHacker morphs into ShadowNinja, and begins lobbing handfuls of shurikens, as Sage starts coming down and freaks out.

[LiquidManZero]

"Woah man, that is totally freaking me out." She says, while ShadowNinja slaughters the elephants.

[Lazy Bastard]

The party sits down to a large elephant feast, and everyone gets very full, as well as at least slightly jolly. It turns out that pink elephants cause slight euphoria, which makes the rest of the descent that much more pleasant.

[LiquidManZero]

Some ways down the hallway a sign in an unknown language is found. DarkSerge translates it to "Now in Endless Hallway"

[Lazy Bastard]

Someone notes that though the hallway is perfectly straight, the curvature of the planet is such that the end of the hall can't be seen. The spell-casters of the party are forced to sequencially cast Warp to the furthest point they can see, until they finally reach the end - a huge, iron doorway.

[LiquidManZero]

RPGod tries to push the door open and fails drunkenly. Looking around, the party soon finds out the doors are fake, and the real entrance is off to the side.

[Lazy Bastard]

Everyone files through the small opening, encircling the sleeping monster, as RPGod stands in front of the iron door, mumbling something. Just as the monster's health meter appears and he jumps up, there's a bright flash, and the giant, iron door comes flying through the wall, engulfed in flames.

[LiquidManZero]

RPGod enters the lair through the hole he just made with the doors, looking rather burnt. Despite having been hit by two giant iron doors, the monster is still asleep.