Two sentence game, my present to LB.

[Lazy Bastard]

GSHI executes function Control Flame Extinguish, and puts out the fire. As they all end up getting melted slime on their shoes and pants, they hit the mall for more attire.

[LiquidManZero]

Upon entering the mall, they decide to split up and assault as many stores at once as possible. Everybody generally runs off in random directions causing the security goons to think something is going on.

[Lazy Bastard]

As four of the security goons are closing in on the videogame window-shopping LB, KE, and LMZ, the former and latter ask KE simultaneously, "So how'd you make that slime appear, anyway?". KE explains he thought one of them did it, and they begin to wonder what's going on back at HQ.

[LiquidManZero]

LB, KE, and LMZ get assualted simultaneously from three and a half directions at once. Luckily, KE is fast on the draw with a sock full of quarters and manages to take out all but one of the guards within a few seconds.

[Lazy Bastard]

LB uses his punch, punch, kick combo, only to overhear a group of goons around the corner exclaim (in an interrogative way), "Huh? What was that noise?" LB, LMZ, and KE crouch down and put cardboard boxes over their bodies accordingly.

[LiquidManZero]

LB, LMZ, and KE hear the footsteps of a few guards stomping towards them. The guards are silent for a few seconds, until one of them says "Huh? Just a box..."

[Lazy Bastard]

Tru, who happened to be coming around the corner when this all started, leans against the wall and taps his knuckles on it a few times. The guards all turn around and go check it out.

[LiquidManZero]

Unfortunately, the boxes the three were hiding under were from the game store, and happened to be exactly the kind that attract guards. The guards notice this and run faster towards the boxes with exclaimation points above their heads.

[Lazy Bastard]

The trio gets a bit worried, but KE tells them to hold fast, as the guards begin to urinate on the boxes. Tru giggles, as they run back to their posts.

[LiquidManZero]

As soon as they're unable to hear the guards, they escape from the urine soaked cardboard boxes. At this point, TruWizdom is rolling on the floor laughing his ass off.

[Lazy Bastard]

The three sneak up, and shake the boxes off on Tru, but it doesn't phase him. Suddenly, a group of unclothed supermodels comes literally waltzing through the mall door.

[LiquidManZero]

TruWizdom's pants suddenly explode into a ball of confetti and he jumps groin first into the supermodels. They scatter instantly, and he makes a crater with the impact.

[Lazy Bastard]

The mall goes wild, as nude supermodels scatter in every direction. Feeling left out, other attractive women sling their clothes away as well, and the party pulls out their GSHI digital cameras.

[LiquidManZero]

The party pretends they're working on a new "girls gone wild" video, and for some reason start handing out worthless plastic bead necklaces. Soon after, a camera crew shows up with several beer trucks.

[Lazy Bastard]

The next thing anyone knows, there are water balloons filled with blood, being thrown around everywhere. For some reason, the girls are going wild.