Two sentence game, my present to LB.

[Lazy Bastard]

Either that, or he was knocked back out. The party collectively casts Stop, Hold, Slow, Poison, Mute, Confuse, Weak, and Death Sentence on the monster, and continues looking for Bob.

[LiquidManZero]

The party heads downstairs to the dungeon to see if Bob is in a cell. All of the rooms are empty, except one that has "Bob was here" spray painted all over the walls.

[Lazy Bastard]

"Heh, Bob is so cool..." Ace notes, as Liquid notices one of the walls is just an illusion. The group walks through the wall (RPGod walks into the one next to it), and continues searching.

[LiquidManZero]

The hidden area appears to be much more modern than the rest of the dungeon. RPGod finds a vending machine that has beer in it, next to several others including a nacho-o-matic robotic nacho dispenser.

[Lazy Bastard]

Tru accidentally stumbles into a pink and red, velvet-covered room, where Bob and a female humanoid of some kind are fast asleep. They wake up, but neither bothers to cover up.

[LiquidManZero]

Bob leans over and grabs a remote, and asks Tru if he wants some alcohol. TruWizdom explains that he'd rather have the female humaniod, at which point Bob presses a button on the remote, causing Tru to fall through a newly opened hole in the floor.

[Lazy Bastard]

It turns out that the hole leads to an identical room, with four more of the female humanoids. The rest of the party leave Bob and Tru to their devices, and return to HQ to plan their next move.

[LiquidManZero]

Munky orders some Kalm Fried Chocobo to eat while the plans are made, and TheDonut sits down to kill random people in Grand Theft Auto 9. The GSHI cat unexpectedly jumps down from somewhere on the ceiling, landing on TheDonut's face.

[Lazy Bastard]

Wait...Munky is TheDonut...geh?

"Sweet!", Munk notes, as he shares some chocobo with the cat. "So...what're we gonna do next?", everyone says at the same time.

[DarkSerge]

Suddenally a slime appears out of nowhere. "Random Battles?" KE says as the group gets ready to fight.

[LiquidManZero]

RPGod attacks the slime, but it splits in half. Likewise with the attacks made by TheDonut and Lazy.

[Lazy Bastard]

Now there are four slimes, and they surround the party. More appear, and congeal with the other ones to form giant slimes, moving in on the relatively unworried group of hackers.

[LiquidManZero]

RPGod throws his half finished bottle of jet fuel at the giant slime. For several minutes, nothing happens.

[Lazy Bastard]

Not the kind of nothing where everything stays as it normally is, either. Really, nothing happens, and the universe sits still.

[LiquidManZero]

Then, just when it seemed nothing less could happen, the slime ignites explosively. The whole room is soon covered in burning slime fragments.