Two sentence game, my present to LB.

[Chaotic Forces]

Either a word game or money, since I have no money...

Gshi had just been attacked by Hond the Quick, Hond had taken the females hostage and shot 5 guests. Using Necromancy, CF and KE revive the guests, use them as shields, LMZ, Hiro and LB take rpgs and destroy the platform Hond is standing on.

[Sage]

Oh dear...

Hond falls to his death but that doesn't stop The GSHI Force from conquering evil. The females who were hostage was put into a safe holding chamber until others whom scattered from the scene could be found.

[Lazy Bastard]

Heh, cool. I did like this game. Err...wait...that wasn't my two sentences...

While TruWizdom fantasizes about what the girls might be doing together in the chamber, Czar thinks up a plan to locate the other scene members. LB, LMZ, KE, Ace, and RPGod would help, but they're currently in a debate over who's the King O' Laziness, and no one wants to eliminate himself.

[Sage]

lol...

Sage stands up knowing the smartass remark that is going to roll off her tounge. "Hey jackasses. While TruWizdom is jacking off in the corner and you 5 are arguing knowing who the King O' Laziness obviously is... Don't you think that we should help find the other members and not put put around like Geotube in his man skirt?"

[Chaotic Forces]

An excellent idea but the group still debate, CF points out that if they were lazy, they wouldn't be arguing.
CF goes off to find the members but stops after seeing Jin from tekken going against Kazuya.

[Sage]

*keeps having that mental image of Geotube in his man skirt*

As Sage Follows CF and leaves the other 5, yet still arguing, by there selves. Getting lost, she takes a path into an unknown world and somehow gets stuck in a real life computer game.

[Lazy Bastard]

As they're really in a hurry, the party saves Sage to a USB flash drive, and GT puts it in his skirt pocket. LB pretends to accidentally call the GSHI airship over, and everyone gets in.

[Sage]

Sage screams in the emence darkness of the USB flash drie and GT's pocket. "HELP GET ME OUT OF THIS FLASH DRIVE, HOW THE FUCK DID I GET INTO THIS FLASH DRIVE, ACE GODDAMNIT, SOMEONE HELP ME!?!?!"

[Chaotic Forces]

using his psp, CF copies Sage onto a memory stick, but she looks at the videos and is even more scared.
Using the infamous glitch from FF9 and the Missingno. trick from pokémon, CF copies golden chocobos for everybody.

[Lazy Bastard]

LB thinks he's hacked a way for Sage to escape her current data form, but it ends up just making everyone in the party ten times more attractive. In the meantime, some kind of punk band has apparently made fun of Absolute_Empty's new hat, which really pisses him off.

[Sage]

Sage now stuck in CF's psp whispers "CF I have to play the game, help me beat the game." CF looks at LB as they both start to whack there way into the game.

[Lazy Bastard]

LB and CF decide to tell Sage the truth...that she's really just tripping on some hallucinagenic mushrooms. By this time, AE has already beat the hell out of the entire band.

[Chaotic Forces]

Rofl, good one.

Using their new attractiveness, they flirt their into the president's office to discuss the removal of brown shoes. The president is really a genius who teleports them the the land of Gabog, an area with robotic pigs who speak English.

[Lazy Bastard]

The more they think about it, the more they wonder if the president was really such a genius afterall. Being stuck in Gabog is just starting to feel completely pointless, when a robotic pig comes up to them and says, "GSHI?"

[Sage]

LB says "Yes. Who are you." The robotic pig says, "I am Mr. Roboto."