Two sentence game, my present to LB.

[LiquidManZero]

A standard flashback transition takes place, and Munky finds himself in a wet sneaking suit. "Snake, you've got to crawl to get through there." says a certain specific Colonel.

[Lazy Bastard]

"If you want to use the codec, press the Select button.", he continues. "......Select button?", Munk muses, until he notices a Select button on the neck of his suit.

[LiquidManZero]

"Woah, this thing can transcode video?" Munky exclaims. "No Snake, it's not that kind of codec."

[Lazy Bastard]

"......Snake? I'm Munk.", he notes, but the KFC Colonel continues unabashed, "Chun Li will be your technical advisor..."

[LiquidManZero]

A wide grin appears on Munky's face. "Woah, cool." he says.

[Lazy Bastard]

After determining that Chun Li definitely isn't willing to take her clothes off, Munky decides he should find out more about his equipment. Apparently, it's all made with currently existing technology, by a team of engineers from Konami, funded by the influx of money that followed their successful lawsuit of GSHI over its controversial "Topic Games" forum.

[LiquidManZero]

Munky realizes that all of the items he has fit in his pockets, and don't even make a bulge. After several minutes of playing with this feature, a guard spots him.

[Lazy Bastard]

"There he is!", the guard's voice chimes, and Munk grumbles to himself that he always seems to get busted messing with his pockets and lacks of bulges. He begins to run around, and soon discovers that the guards are no more intelligent than, say, a small child, or a 2007 GSC member.

[heh...yeah, cheap shot...bleh]

[LiquidManZero]

At some point after having gotten bored of doing a punch-punch-kick combo on guards and running off to do it again, Munk slips on a puddle and lands head first on the floor. This, strangely enough, knocks him out cold.

[Lazy Bastard]

When munk wakes up, he's still lying in the puddle, and nothing has changed. He gets back up, and resumes punch-punch-kick activities.

[LiquidManZero]

"Hey Munk, wake up." Says Lazy, in a futile attempt to wake Munk.

[Lazy Bastard]

It turns out that he was still sleeping, and had only experienced a false awakening. Munk wakes up, and punch-punch-kicks LB by reflex.

[LiquidManZero]

Lazy attempts to dodge this, but his reaction was delayed by a certain level of laziness. The end result turns out to be Lazy falling backwards onto the floor with a loud thud.

[Lazy Bastard]

This causes LB to permanently have a speech impediment, which somehow sounds just like an Irish accent. Accordingly, he adopts Irish slang, so he'll "sound right".

[Chaotic Forces]

"Ah Jaysus, where's me lucky charms", asks LB in a mixture of a Cork and Dubliner accent. Munky starts to spin rapidly and a random battle starts, against the 5 goblins.