Two sentence game, my present to LB.

[LiquidManZero]

LMZ notices there's a full moon. The girls going wild appear to all be werewolves and vampires.

[Reeben]

Suddenly Blade the Vampire Hunter appears and says " Quick before it's too late." He then proceeds to toss the group several silver steaks.

[Lazy Bastard]

Everyone hurts their teeth trying to eat the steaks, as Blade laughs and throws them silver stakes. They start going to work.

[LiquidManZero]

The seemingly harmless party turns into an orgy of violence. In between staking vampires, RPGod notices the beer everybody's been drinking had been spiked with LSD.

[Lazy Bastard]

Robocop tells everyone to remain calm, then opens fire into the crowd, laughing maniacally as his feet melt. Dogs come out of nowhere and frenzy about, and Liquid guesses he's probably the only one seeing all of this, though everyone else is pretty disturbed anyway.

[LiquidManZero]

A pink elephant aggressively attempts to mate with a giant color shifting polka dotted root bear, while nacho monsters of various sizes explode for no obvious reason. At this point, DarkSerge completely freaks out and runs straight into a wall and tries climbing it.

[Lazy Bastard]

To his surprise, he can now scale buildings like Jackie Chan. Unfortunately, no one else can, and they all run into the wall painfully.

[LiquidManZero]

A horde of zombies falls out of the ceiling and start attacking random people. Several of the party think they're able to walk up the walls, only they're really on their backs after having ran face first into one.

[Ace]

The zombies, all wearing bondage gear begin approaching the party mumbling ''...need...sex....lots....plz....''.
To the party's surprise TruWizdon appears out of nowhere and approaches the zombies with a feverish grin on his face.

[Lazy Bastard]

To this day, no one remembers what happened next. Their guess is they blanked it out so they'd never have to think about it again, but the important thing is the next thing they do remember.

[Sage]

What they have to remember is that GeoTube humps a tree while Darksurge licks a goat. Why they have to remember this is unknown.

[LiquidManZero]

Meanwhile, in The Castle, a monster posing as the king's advisor succeeds in murdering the king and taking over the country. Soon after, it starts preparing the army to attack GSHI HQ directly.

[Sage]

Thing is they can't attack the GSHI HQ becuase its protected by nachos and root bear. So how will they attack the HQ?

[Lazy Bastard]

You guessed it! They'll strap explosives on their bodies and parachute in to their deaths.

[LiquidManZero]

They dive in lemmings style and end up damaging several windows on impact. Most of the explosives don't go off on impact.