2 sentence game?

[MIR]

Mir realizes it was just LB letting one Rip. The damage caused by the explosion ruined the foundations of the building around the GSHI mart including but is not limited to the Kwik-E-Mart.

[Lazy Bastard]

LB decides that, with his new-found power, he will move 'zig, for great justice. He sets off for Danzig, Poland, with a duffel bag full of burritos.

[VisitntX]

Meanwhile, VisitntX found himself in a strange party with all the members of GSHI. Soon he realised that all the people there are staring at him.

[Lazy Bastard]

"Dude," LMZ inquires over the incredibly loud music, "why are you naked?". "Oh, that.", VisitntX remembers, laughing, "I had to give something to the root bear, to distract it."

[VisitntX]

"He almost cut my member to pieces" says VisitntX. Then he correct himself "I mean my membership, my membership, you know."

[Lazy Bastard]

"But GSHI memberships are tattoed on our members' members...", LB notes, as he enters, and hangs his empty duffel bag on the coat rack. As VisitntX begins to ask where female members' memberships are tattoed, LB kicks back a giant swig of vodka, and walks into the next room, where the music is even louder.

[MIR]

The Kodewerx Ensamble is blasting away in the room that LB entered. Suddenly 14 really hot females come up to LB and start hitting on him, really hard.

[VisitntX]

But when VisitntX also goes to that room, all the girls right there stop to look at him. They all fall in love instantly at the moment of see him.

[MIR]

That is when they turn Fugly and LB moves on to the deep bowls of the Gshi lair. While in the process there was a bond happening between to beings that was agianst the ill wishes of qman and Bond.

[Lazy Bastard]

Hence, the bond was good, as it went against ill wishes. In fact, it was a bond between living paper, and living macaroni, held together by the glue of love...

[MIR]

Peta did not approve this glue of love as "untested on animals". So Zombie Kodewerx was sued by Peta for bricking their Gameboy Extreme which was settled out of court for free Buttsecks with Mewy and Lemma's Sister.

[LiquidManZero]

Strangely enough, DarkSerge runs past yelling something mostly incoherent about Robocop shooting him with a razorblade dildo, and TheDonut was chasing him. Not much later TheDonut arrives with GSHI Battle flavored nachos.

[MIR]

Interestingly enough no bastards where harmed in the making of these nachos. The last batch was made in china and was recalled due to too much long pig.

[Lazy Bastard]

During creation of the last batch, many, many bastards were harmed. The Chinese felt so bad about this, they created a national holiday called Bastards Day, in which they mourn and reenact the factory accident deaths over and over.

[LiquidManZero]

Bastards Day soon becomes a popular tourist attraction, similar to that of Mardi Gras but with far more drinking and public nudity. Suspiciously TruWizdom and RPGod are nowhere to be found during the holiday.