2 sentence game?

[LiquidManZero]

After many hours of wandering around aimlessly, RPGod starts smelling alcohol. Having started to get sober, he literally starts drooling and runs off at an incredible speed towards what he thinks is a bar.

[Lazy Bastard]

It turns out to be the world's first rubbing alcohol factory, so RPGod takes off one of his socks and starts filtering. It's not great, but it's just non-lethal enough not to kill him, and still poisonous enough to get him really wasted.

[DarkSerge]

Meanwhile at another part of town The group desides to return to gshi HQ. On the way there Ace asks "don't you think we are forgetting someone?".

[Lazy Bastard]

"Yeah, and the fact that the HQ hasn't even been built yet...", LB notes. It's just then that they encounter for the first time the "man" known as SheriffNYPD.

[DarkSerge]

Suddenly a truck pulls out of nowhere and hits SheriffNYPD head on. "That must of hurt" Liquid says as the group continues on.

[LiquidManZero]

The "truck", turns out to be a horse drawn carriage that RPGod had just stolen from the factory, along with a huge supply of the foul drink he'd made. "We got to go before they notice I stole this", RPGod slurs drunkenly.

[Lazy Bastard]

LB points, "I think they've noticed". Several men on horseback, with rifles, spouting dusty obscenities, are closing in quickly.

[LiquidManZero]

RPGod whips the horses into motion, and hands a lighter to Lazy. RPGod then states, "Those bottles should work as Molotov cocktails, just light the socks."

[Lazy Bastard]

On RPGod's cue, GSHI brutally murders the men on horseback with molotov cocktails, and steals their alcohol. "So what should we do now?", everyone mysteriously asks at the same time.

[LiquidManZero]

Someone spots a sign for a bottomless dungeon nearby, and recommends they go in there to search for treasure. DarkSerge greatly disagrees with this idea but can't think of a better one.

[Lazy Bastard]

Ace asks, "What's the worst that could happen?", and interrupts DS immediately thereafter. "Exactly; let's go."

[LiquidManZero]

The entrance of the dungeon is littered with skeletons of various species. The group loots the corpses for any goodies they may contain.

[Lazy Bastard]

As the last member enters the dungeon, the door snaps shut behind them. DS looks at Ace that special way, like he's about to cast Fire3 on him, but Ace ignores him and continues on, looting corpses and moving giant cobwebs.

[LiquidManZero]

Many hours later, just as the supply of corpses runs out, a room filled with gold is found. For no reason in particular, a giant rabid Root Bear jumps out from the darkness and chases everyone into the gold room.

[Lazy Bastard]

It's soon established that the root bear is drunk, and a vegetarian. Nevertheless, as the front door is shut, and the entrance to the gold room is blocked by the giant root bear, the party is forced to squeeze through a narrow passage toward the back of the room.