2 sentence game?

[GeoTube]

Meanwhile, retarded schools send out letters about pupils needing help in subjects they did a year early. Your dog needs a doctorate.

[Lazy Bastard]

This causes an outrage in the populous, replete with arson and rioting. Team GSHI keeps drinking.

[LiquidManZero]

After about two days of drinking everything in sight and drinking out every store, bar, and wine cellar in town, GSHI finds themselves out of alcohol. To fix this, they head to the next town over and start a bar crawl.

[Lazy Bastard]

A bar crawl is like a bar hop, only you start drunk. More importantly, you crawl.

[LiquidManZero]

Being already rather drunk, they soon give up crawling, and start stumbling to the nearest liquor dispensing establishment. Unfortunately for the people already there, the GSHI party ends up in a very high class members only sort of club.

[Lazy Bastard]

Everyone mixes them up with an infamous group of evil aliens, and commits suicide to avoid being captured. With the club to themselves, GSHI parties like they've never partied before...as in, as if they've never partied before.

[LiquidManZero]

An alcoholic fog soon clouds the memories of everyone at the party. Until, the infamous group of evil aliens stops by to rob the place.

[Lazy Bastard]

"Should we kill ourselves?" Munk ponders. "Nah, let's kill them.", LMZ mumbles as he summons the power of liquid.

[LiquidManZero]

LMZ recommends everyone stand back, and unzips his fly. He starts urinating past a lit candle to create an alcoholic piss flamethrower which ends up only lighting the front door on fire.

[Lazy Bastard]

By pure coincidence, this happens to be a prophecy for the evil aliens, and they all kneel and begin worshipping Liquid's phallis. RPGod gets jealous, and starts piss-flamethrower-ing all over the place.

[LiquidManZero]

Surprisingly, this sets the fire alarm and sprinklers off. For some reason the fire alarm puts the entire room into disco mode, and the aliens start dancing.

[GeoTube]

GeoTube meanwhile suspects this has to do with the Easter Egg on Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory in the bank mission. No one listens to his rant however on the spork-filled halls underneath.

[Lazy Bastard]

By the time the aliens stop dancing, they're really thirsty. Lazy gives them Everclear, which they are apparently so deathly allergic to, they die instantly upon seeing it.

[LiquidManZero]

Munky remarks that either the dead bodies are starting to go bad, or the remains of the party have gone rotten rather quickly. Lazy takes his Everclear back, and casts Warp on everyone.

[Lazy Bastard]

When they reappear, it's apparent that rather than warping to another location, they've warped to another time. They're either in the Old West, or they're in the distant future, when civilization has been destroyed and rebuilt to the era of the Old West...but they're pretty sure it's the first one.