I Am Not A Man!

[Chaotic Forces]

Yeah, is it 21 in all the states? You know, getting drunk is the norm as well as fights, so feel free to unleash anger when you come over.

[Sage]

Yeah it is... heh yeah i should.

[Chaotic Forces]

Is it before or after June you're coming over?
*starts buying drink for you*

[Rune]

But you ARE a man!

[Thunderhacker]

Why the fuck are you digging up all these old ass threads? Haven't you got anything better to do?

Oh well, simple minds are easily amused.

Carry on then.

[Rune]

Lest we forget 09/11/2001.

[Sage]

What the fuck does that shit have to do with anything?

[Rune]

You even talk like a guy.

For the folks at home keeping track, you look like a guy and act like a guy. No wonder Thunderhacker is interested in you!

[Thunderhacker]

Sage doesn't look or talk like a guy. You only fantasize about it because deep down inside you know you want to sleep with as many men as possible, yet even the biggest biker types run away screeming when they see how fucking butt ugly your are.

[Rune]

Be the bigger man and post some pictures and then we will see who is uglier, Sage or Thunderhacker.

[Thunderhacker]

Ok, I'll be a man. I think Sage is more attractive than I am. Therefore I am uglier than Sage. You, however, are even uglier than that pile of what was probably a deer that got hit by a truck down on I-39 that I seen last year.

[Rune]

If you think Sage is more attractive than you are, please do not post pics. heh.

[Thunderhacker]

Why's that? Can't take seeing 2 pics of people more attractive than you?

[Rune]

My eyes will burn into ashes and Jesus will personally pitchfork your ass.

[Chaotic Forces]

Sage can fit in two pictures, isn't that called being obese?