I Am Not A Man!

[Sage]

Everyone in america is emo now. except fer us.. we're just geeks... and shit

[Chaotic Forces]

Ah, a goth by Irish standards. LB, as an admin, I wish to ask permission from you to throw a party for sage in the near futre, may I?

[Sage]

.....

[Chaotic Forces]

Well you claim you have no friends. I intend to prove you wrong.

[Sage]

ah ok

[Chaotic Forces]

*Calls all of Sage's friends*

Give it a couple of minutes.

[Sage]

*wait fer no one ta show*

[Chaotic Forces]

*takes Sage and starts dancing while they wait on people to show*

[Sage]

No one will come.

Imma loser.

EDIT:

*goes and cries and slits her wrists liek little emo kids do.*

[Chaotic Forces]

*Offers to listen to her problems*

[Lazy Bastard]

Aww...

*cuts his wrists, too, and plays emo songs while Sage dies*

Heh, kidding, kidding. Damn it CF, you gave me no warning. I can't get everyone there that fast...

[Sage]

I have alot of them

[Chaotic Forces]

I'm serious, if you have any problems, I'll listen and if you want, give advice.

*Puts on "Uptown girl" to cheer everyone up*

[Sage]

OKies

[Lazy Bastard]

You have a lot of emo songs?