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By Charisma Madarang
In today’s slice of awesome comes this gem: a complaint call left by a (ex) Jimmy Dean customer in Texas.
His main hang-up with the sausage brand? The fact that they discontinued their 16 oz sausage roll and that their current 12 oz won’t cut it, especially when it comes to satiating “three men that weigh over two hundred pounds apiece, a woman that’s a little plump Scotch girl, and a daughter who’s thirteen.” He refuses to fall for their charade and buy two 12 oz servings just because they want “to downsize and charge the same goddamned price.”
By the end of the call, he gives a prompt “Goodbye,” but fortunately, the call doesn’t actually end, and you can hear him continue to rant about “that fucking pussy roll of sausage.” It’s great and [warning] will probably make you hungry for some Jimmy Dean sausage.
In today’s slice of awesome comes this gem: a complaint call left by a (ex) Jimmy Dean customer in Texas.
His main hang-up with the sausage brand? The fact that they discontinued their 16 oz sausage roll and that their current 12 oz won’t cut it, especially when it comes to satiating “three men that weigh over two hundred pounds apiece, a woman that’s a little plump Scotch girl, and a daughter who’s thirteen.” He refuses to fall for their charade and buy two 12 oz servings just because they want “to downsize and charge the same goddamned price.”
By the end of the call, he gives a prompt “Goodbye,” but fortunately, the call doesn’t actually end, and you can hear him continue to rant about “that fucking pussy roll of sausage.” It’s great and [warning] will probably make you hungry for some Jimmy Dean sausage.
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