The Vampire that the Belmonts could never beat...

[MathUser]

Something I came across on another message board. Pretty crazy.

http://www.pimpassmandroid.com/kurtandyoupageone.html

[Amy]

The Vampire that the Belmonts could never beat...

Well first of all this is in no way taking anything at all away from Kurt Angel, he is a VERY strong person, and won Olymipc gold with real skills not the 'play' done at professional wrestling. But that whole professional wrestling mess is well, I do LOVE it but know alot obout physical fitness and must say well alot of it is fake indeed, heck as we all know and knew anyway. Being in gymnastics sence age 4 has allowed me alot more insight then the general 'red neck' lovers of this wrestling stuff.

heh Well, that is indeed crazy and funny.... but we all know wrestling, well that professional is all fake, I mean well it does indeed tak alot of stamina and you do get hurt alot and all types of physical mess like that, but really, that whole thing about three of those back suplexes ummmm unless done for 'real' on not on a matt, would hurt 'both' the person doing it and the one it was done to, after all we are talking heads and backs being bashed into the ground of cement or road side and other mess, so can see that but indeed all a 'tv magic' thing would also hurt the person doing it as they also always hit the back of their head also. (In fact the one it is done to would mostly end up in alot better shape being they have their whole shoulders along with ehad and neack to land on, the person doing it only their ehad, if even done right and would be in reality far worst shape.)

Next that whole anckle lock thing...would it hurt? Well, yeah maybe f you are old, or never really done anything physical in your life, not trying to bragg but maybe I should heh.... my brothers and sisters we always played together and hit eachother, knocked out teeth and all those types of evil play we would always get into. Anyway when Kurt first showed up, my brothers were all otherwise 'pissed' at me and would no longer play for a good while because they LOVED that ankle lock thing, and as most thought it would take down 'anyone', but as far as me, a girl (and maybe it is a girl thing, as is nature own bodies do 'bend' more then male's but they twisted and tried so hard (yes I am serious to cause me to scream in that ankle lock) and it never worked, all it did and does til this day is tickle me. My feet are ticklish heh that is why, but my brothers the big bad 'mles' did nto like that for a long time then thought it was cool... again maybe a woman thing, added in with gymnastics and dance allowing me and requiring me to twist otherwise and train myself to indeed twist, but fact is my foot was turned all the way around to the fron and my own bones and without pain were too strong to break, so that hold...ehhh not a real problem, not to me anyway.

Also another 'woman' thing and also added in cannot forget the gymnastics, btu all thsoe other holds and mess from wrestling never had the expected effects on me as well. Take the full nelson, again a woman thing and because we are so much smaller, well meant to be, a fat cow of a woman you can hog tie with any hold it seems, but otherwise that 'full nelsen' hold mess.... all times it was ever tried which was and has been ALOT, I have always been able to simply slip out of that because I am smaller then anyone who has ever put it on me really. Now another woman, if she was around same size, and had strong arms, may be abit difficult, as has been tried before, but even with other women, my arms again because of gymnsatics have been strong enough to simply break them, not their arms, but their hold with my arms. Again more of a female thing, but mostly because of size.

So hey as far as a human being, and not as acting like a 'hell' (in wrestling heck yeah even me, Amy am a bit 'red neck' cannot help it, I came from Romania and was rasied in a place where being a rednect is what it is all about so it rubbed off on me but anyway) A hell in the 'bad side' in wrestling, a face is the good side in wrestling, so you know, yes I am into all that wretling mess and yes do enjoy fighting (play in most cases) alot with my family and freinds, in a real fight, well I have trained all on top of gymnastics and dance and all else, so am not and would not be a push over at all.

So sorry but with all that, do not hate me, but I'd have to say the most unbeatible 'being' in physical form would have to be a female. Not that is ALL relative now, as with even me, and I am 'good' hehe, if some big ass gets ahold of me and sits on me, hey I admit I am pretty much dead. But if stuck to my game and 'trianing' if I a small female stays moving all the time and hits and runs and htis and runs, it may take a small bit longer then with a male punch being yes men have much more brute force, but if I move and hit and move and hit, sooner or later I win.

Plus all the other added stuff in training that makes us women harder to get ahold of----feet are longer then arms, we always kick, PLUS the fact that our legs thanks to the nature of children comming from between our legs, our legs are and were made to be VERY strong so that child birth would not kill us, not showing off, but indeed a female kick is strong then a male kick, but punch and upper body wise, well ofcorse males always win, so we females, again as I said, 'stay away'.

Now all those body slams and mess, we women cannot throw, a throw is really alot of help dealing with the moving of the victim, ever notich how even a passout person not helping at all, almost no one, not even a wrestler can left up easily? all because IF you dance and flaw around throwing your ass is extremly easy, even for us girls. I do not lifting in any throws, I always let the foe throw themselfs more or less (that martial arts training, elt them do it not you) because I am just 90 pounds, if I try to lift well anyone, my abck would be in back shape really.)

So anyway just saying, not bragging 'really' ehh maybe a 'small' bit okay hehe but just my thoughts and the ways of nature, men have brute force, but if with a good mind and training, and never getting 'cault' I would still go with females as far as who would be the 'best' vampire heh again that ankle lock on us, well me anyway and if you know and trained as I did, is nothing, that back slam, well gotta catch me first and that would hurt even the one doing it, other throws and mess, let them throw themselfs, just help them along always, and always choose kicks over punches, much more length there and again less risk by FAR of gettign my ass or your ass (you females grabbed) :wink:

Now last point this is why they call us females 'catfighters' all because if and when we get grabbed, just a natural instick from the even animal days left over, when you are grabbed you do anything 'dirty' you bite, claw and pull hair and all else, males do not seem to do this too much, males are all about punching even when grabbed and hugging on the floor, when we females hugg on the floor we are always clawing and bitting and pulling something, hair ear rings, nose rings, any rings...all last defnece type of fighting, but extremly works well for females alot more again. Again abit 'better' then males it seems, nto fussing just nature it seems.... a claw and bite and pulling seems to effect and hurt even males ALOT, no one likes their eyes clawed at and will let you go fast ou start doing that. Again the pretty much last resort for us females, because if we do get slammed or sit on and a brute force strong move from a male, for us it is indeed pretty much over. But all in all that is nature.

Opps almost forgot, but after re-reading the Kurt Angle thing, yes doing something that physical with a broken neck is rare and indeed impressive, but they never tell us how bad his neck is and was broken, fact of matter is and NOT again taking anything away from Kurt Angle, but if his neck was in a bad shape, the Olympic doctors would not allow him to continue. Again in gymnastics I have done and been in some similar situations, I have had broken ribs, broken ankles and legs, and yes even a broken neck before, always fater e-ray, and eyah it is always a risk none-the-less, but if a hairline frackture, the doctors always ask, up to 'you' and your own fault if you make it worst, but it is not that bad 'seemingly' do you wish to go on? They always ask that when the 'break' is hairline and not that bad. (well a broken neck is always BAD but you know what I mean) if myself or Kurt broke a leg and the bones were sticking out of the skin, no matter what, shock and no pain or whatever, you do not get to go foward... again just saying and telling 'how it is' really in the real world.

~Amy