Three Word Story: What Really Happened

[Lazy Bastard]

Ahah! You sons...goat rapists! I've turned senile! Where's my talking penis-flavored hamster? Vacuums in porno, like Rug Suckers 5, Suck You Good scare the children and adults with..

Eh, I'm tired...someone else do page 2...of 29...

[LiquidManZero]

..nakked fat lazy's ridiculous oversized furry Cadillac, from the somewhat unknown movie "Dances with the Mentally Challenged". Algebraically this would mean that someone must eat fried chicken every two minutes and wash their couch wish beer wish would probably would spelled "wish" like Police 'speels' every morning. Good for you this time we would like to announce that we will...

Eh, that's pages 2 and 3...

[GeoTube]

Bow before me.

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Ahah! You sons goat rapists! I've turned senile! Where's my talking penis-flavored hamster? Vacuums in porno, like Rug Suckers 5, Suck You Good, scare the children and adults with nakked fat lazy's ridiculous oversized furry Cadillac, from the somewhat unknown movie "Dances with the Mentally Challenged". Algebraically this would mean that someone must eat fried chicken every two minutes and wash their couch wish beer wish would probably would spelled "wish" like Police 'speels' every morning. Good for you this time we would like to announce that we will be giving out free HexBits to DarkSerge's mom, who hates all cereal including trix and Razorbladed Apple Jacks, Pirate Munchies, and Liquid's Root bear along with any hacker/stoner snacks even resembling elephants genitals or penguin's testicles that lazy bastards can't stand on without starting to fly fatass with a large case of beer. So basically, everything is a pink leotard with large green splatters of happiness, sometimes called insanity, and also that thing made DarkSerge die again like a highway up somebody's ass in one of Lazy's non-flamable tools. Something like this always happens, probably because Lazy really hopes for it to happen with giraffes, and it isn't too good, dude. Well, shitty if I say that you may just go away or go lay in late May or be ghey in the hay with a tray as though they made you pay for a day long to pray while you stay in the frey at the bay and say "nay I'm not gay!" This rhyming words can't be thirds worth two turds. Hanging with nerds flipping the bird eating her curds with long words from the herd with the Serbs smoking some herbs at the curvs of my nerves so you serve like a perv who just swerved like an oxen trying hard boxing against drunk monkeys with their multiple limbed shit throwing contests and such that made me get drunk while learning to drive a car that wasn't even real eventally a policeman started hacking games that where rated badly by the the fokes over at Shitty Ratings Inc. Eventally the birds revolted against square-enix with large exploding eggs laid tactically at specific points on the FFIV world map mostly outside dungeons and caves with root bears living nowhere except for Liquid's Top secret tool shed behind babel tower. I swear, I'll never drink White Chocobo blood again, mother says I'll grow big and ugly with a pop gun by my left eye, and a tear drop on my horizontal diagonal body part which is my giant whale penis in which I will insert up down, back, x and y. Hell, I'll even insert something not real into your imaginary world that exsisted next month but not last one but the one who's The One that will save 50% on saturday but still be the same price in Germany, and whatever store you go shopping at when you're drunk or sleepwalking. Whatever that happens you pig! So just give me my allowance, and stop stealing my nachos! I'll end up throwing empty bottles at random Square-Enix logos like one of those rough guys out of some bad movie by William Clinton who also stars in the hit game Metal Gear Fo Yo Ass Ye Scurvy Mateys! a porn about giant robots, pirates and 50 Cent having sex with Paris Hilton on a huge inflatable Highwind, and it melts once Paris "finishes", causing everyone to fall into a deep depression the size of Chuck Norris but without the beard so basically, everyone got naked and committed suicide by molesting TruWizdom's special little knob, heh and choking on big globs of something gooey from a Chinese buffet an Eggroll bandit wouldn't even attend for the next president, even if there was nachos in his hair leftover from last Nacho Thursday, a once in a lifetime opportunity chance to meet the president and eat er, get eaten by three religions (run by cannibals) called the High Up People Eaters of Doom, of northern New Mexico and Arizona. Fuck I forgot my line, what was I doing with my words again? Oh yeah, there was this three foot giant insectiod guy who wanted to eat lots and shit little toy cars made of shit, smelling like hot excrement that came from GSHI's sewage processing room, next to TruWizdom's fun house which isn't really a house, but a van, with shag carpet, neon ooze, and some old 8-tracks of static white noise, some magic beans, a old book about "serving man" which, incidently made the front page of a tabloid called "The National Pervert" a disturbing-ly weird newspaper which depicts the usual public masturbation habits of the strange people who own strange stores named "GSHI-Mart", especially that guy who faps on about the international fapping contest which held its judge for ransom while ear raping some random person with a giant <insert 3 words>-shaped piece of frozen nacho cheese encrusted with diamonds and poison. Oh damnit, I forgot to end this before someone gets bored, or even passes out while reading it.

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[Lazy Bastard]

Damn, that was really long. Did you do something other than manually copy and pasting?

[GeoTube]

Of course not, I just wasted my time relentlessly.
[seriously.]
40 post a page helps a bit as well <_<

[Lazy Bastard]

Also, now that I've actually gotten around to reading it, some of that is pretty damn funny...

[LiquidManZero]

That's rather impressive.