Not my typing, but something someone said on a media site and such, and well, what they said, is pretty much a 'rant' yet is very true, sad but true. Specialy the wal mart mess, like any of us can help shopping there really, but wal mart is fucking killing us bad.
RANTING AND RAVING
Are you tired of living with Herpes? Is your Tampon stuck 23 degrees to the right side of your left ovary? Do you need to refinance your home with Ditech.com? Damn - I am so sick of these stupid commercials!
Why must we be subjected to such crap?! Man, if I hear that "It's a brand new Day" song from that herpes commercial one more time I am really just going to snap. What kind of musician in their right mind would sing a song about having herpes. It's like - WTF? One night you get drunk and have sex with some random person coming to find out very soon afterwards that you have acquired herpes from him or her, then you deal with it, move on, and one day are minding your own fuckin business when you see a stupid commercial and hear "It's a brand new Day" - Do you think "Oh wow, it is a brand new day ...if I get Valtrex", or "If I buy Valtrex, I can start fucking again and without the worry of spreading my herpes to some unsuspecting jeggoff"?
Don't even get me started on Wal Mart's "every day low prices", with the damn smiley bouncing all around like he's hopped up on crank. Yeah they sell for less in most cases but at what cost? I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said it all - "Support China, Buy from Wal Mart". Their benefits suck and they treat most of their employees like shit. Did you know that if they raised the price on their items by one single penny, they could pay their employees $1.00 more an hour! I hate being in a position to buy anything from them but am in this position more often than not.
Have you seen that commercial about some drug called "Rellacore"? They claim to make you lose weight if you are really overweight. They claim that it's so powerful, you shouldn't use it to shed a few vanity pounds. Well, if you ask me, I think they are pulling the reverse psychology trick on our asses. Think about it, the keyphrase is "It's too powerful", therefore making us think that it will actually work.
You know which commercial that really makes me twinge? It's those damn Old Navy comercials - they are just way out there man. Am I alone on this?
Well, I better stop now, I could go on and on. You don't wanna hear me bitch, you want to see the latest media! Well, here it is, for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy! Catcha Wednesday!
- posted by: chris
Here is today's new Media:
RANTING AND RAVING
Are you tired of living with Herpes? Is your Tampon stuck 23 degrees to the right side of your left ovary? Do you need to refinance your home with Ditech.com? Damn - I am so sick of these stupid commercials!
Why must we be subjected to such crap?! Man, if I hear that "It's a brand new Day" song from that herpes commercial one more time I am really just going to snap. What kind of musician in their right mind would sing a song about having herpes. It's like - WTF? One night you get drunk and have sex with some random person coming to find out very soon afterwards that you have acquired herpes from him or her, then you deal with it, move on, and one day are minding your own fuckin business when you see a stupid commercial and hear "It's a brand new Day" - Do you think "Oh wow, it is a brand new day ...if I get Valtrex", or "If I buy Valtrex, I can start fucking again and without the worry of spreading my herpes to some unsuspecting jeggoff"?
Don't even get me started on Wal Mart's "every day low prices", with the damn smiley bouncing all around like he's hopped up on crank. Yeah they sell for less in most cases but at what cost? I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said it all - "Support China, Buy from Wal Mart". Their benefits suck and they treat most of their employees like shit. Did you know that if they raised the price on their items by one single penny, they could pay their employees $1.00 more an hour! I hate being in a position to buy anything from them but am in this position more often than not.
Have you seen that commercial about some drug called "Rellacore"? They claim to make you lose weight if you are really overweight. They claim that it's so powerful, you shouldn't use it to shed a few vanity pounds. Well, if you ask me, I think they are pulling the reverse psychology trick on our asses. Think about it, the keyphrase is "It's too powerful", therefore making us think that it will actually work.
You know which commercial that really makes me twinge? It's those damn Old Navy comercials - they are just way out there man. Am I alone on this?
Well, I better stop now, I could go on and on. You don't wanna hear me bitch, you want to see the latest media! Well, here it is, for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy! Catcha Wednesday!
- posted by: chris
Here is today's new Media:
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