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    A Polish worker has come up with an unusual excuse after being caught in the act with a vacuum cleaner.
    The building contractor claimed he was cleaning his underpants with Henry Hoover when he was found naked and on his knees in a hospital's staff canteen.
    The man claimed he was cleaning his underpants with Henry Hoover
    A stunned security guard stumbled onto the man in the middle of a compromising act with the cleaner, which has a large smiley face painted on its front and a hose protruding from its "nose".

    According to the Sun, the contractor was supposed to be locking up the building site near the Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital where his firm is refurbishing administration offices.
    The security guard, suitably horrified, told the man to "clean himself and the hoover" before asking him to leave and informing his bosses.
    When later questioned by his employers, the man said he was vacuuming his underpants, which was "a common practice in Poland". He has since been fired.
    The man's employers, HG Construction, told The Sun: "That behavior is not acceptable, though it gave a few people a laugh".
    Henry Hoover is described on a cleaning website as "famous for its looks, but under its fascia lies a powerful, reliable vacuum cleaner ready to go time and time again."
    The man is not the first person to be caught in the act with an inanimate object.
    Last year, Robert Stewart was placed on probation for three years after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.
    The 51-year-old was naked from the waist down when two cleaners walked in on him at the the Aberley House Hostel in south west Scotland.
    He paused only to ask, "What is it, hen?", before continuing to "move his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex". The court was told that alcohol was the cause of his problems.
    And in 1993, Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs.
    Last edited by Astraea; 03-04-2008, 08:45:59 AM.

  • #2
    Let's not forget Richard Gear being taken into the ER for inserting a light bulb into his anus...and the (somehow) hundreds of people every year in the US alone that manage to kill themselves via auto-erotic asphyxiation (though I suspect that could really be a conspiracy situation, given that I doubt that many people really practice that act, and that the families would be less likely to look into the death publically due to embarassment and such, making it a perfect cover for an murder/assassination).
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    • #3
      Richard Gear? Are you serious? He likes it freakay.

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      • #4
        He was pulling that famous Hoover Maneuver which involves cleaning out you scrotum.
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        THE BAD GUY!!!!!!

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        • #5
          Weird stuff. Though it reminds me of this page: http://www.well.com/~cynsa/newbutt.html

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          • #6
            crazy shit on that site,what people will put up their asses is amazing,people it should be a one way street.
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            THE BAD GUY!!!!!!

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