word games are illegal in California

[MIR]

<insert item/sentence here> is illegal in California.
This game is from the Chat to here. see a good one on chat?

Post it here and who originally stated it.

Enjoy


Mir is illegal in California.

[Lazy Bastard]

Having 10% or more of your blood content anything other than normal blood is illegal in California. Note, this is also fatal in California.

[MIR]

Being able to read only one language in California is illegal and impossible.

[Lazy Bastard]

Buying or selling Absinthe is illegal in California, but owning it is not.

"What seems to be the problem, officer?"

"Sir, where did you get that Absinthe?"

"I, err...I've always had it."

"Oh, OK. Move along."

[bfoos]

Idling on IRC is illegal in CA.

[Lazy Bastard]

Two objects occupying the same space at the same time is illegal in California.

[bfoos]

Pitting a tortoise against a hare in a race is Illegal in California.

[Lazy Bastard]

Tom Hanks allowing a female baseball player to cry is illegal in California. There's no crying in baseball.

[Lazy Bastard]

Using the word, "instantaneously", rather than simply, "instantly", is illegal in California, and pointless everywhere else.

[Lazy Bastard]

Reacting more quickly to IRC PMs than verbal communication is illegal in California.

[LiquidManZero]

Possession and trafficking of memes, as well as attempting to create new ones, is illegal in California.

[Lazy Bastard]

[Memetry, eh?]

Calling a vegetable a fruit, or visa versa, is illegal in California.

[MIR]

Quad posting is illegal in California and Texas.

[bfoos]

<%bfoos> Replies 50 minutes after the initial WB are illegal in California

[LiquidManZero]

Discussing the laws of California is illegal in the state of California.