N.C. cops accuse father of homemade circumcisions

[Lazy Bastard]

Well, I'm en route right now to give you a homemade circumcision.

[MIR]

:O

Like totaly trippy dude! (in a Californian accent to mess with CF)

[Chaotic Forces]

Valley kids...We're gonna kill you, fuck you and film it.
Valley accents are kinda ok, not that bad.

[Helder]

Lazy bring a rusty old spoon for the circumcision,that will get him erect (Boing!).

[Astraea]

It's actually like 41%black and 45%white around here, but no rusty spoons.

[Helder]

they must be stainless steel,dang.

[Lazy Bastard]

Nicki: Though, I think that was for Killeen city limits and within, not for the entire Killeen area.

[Chaotic Forces]

*notes the above areas*
So, what time will you be at home?

[Lazy Bastard]

Heh, the city I live in is no secret. Drop by; I'll put a pot of coffee on for you.

[Chaotic Forces]

Um, how about a pot of tea? And if there's a strong southern accent in the area you live in, I'll drop by. Sure I have to bomb some states near Texas anyway so it's not really out of my way.