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  • The history of the middle finger

    The
    History of the Middle Finger


    Well,
    now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I
    feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope
    that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know
    something about it?


    Before the
    Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the
    English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English
    soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the
    renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of
    fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the
    native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as
    "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").


    Much to the
    bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began
    mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated
    French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather
    difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has
    gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words
    often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because
    of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the
    symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."


    IT IS STILL AN
    APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY!


    And yew thought
    yew knew every plucking thing
    .
    Cant stand the 32 bit and above gaming.
    Gamers for the return of 2d sprite filled games!

  • #2
    Interesting, though I wonder if all of it's true ("pluck yew").
    I may be lazy, but I can...zzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ...

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    • #3
      I've always wondered why exactly waving a finger at somebody could be so offensive, and this might be a legitimate explanation as to why. Not sure if it is, though.

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      • #4
        http://www.snopes.com/language/apocryph/pluckyew.asp

        according to snopes.com its not true

        RIP MOM 6-27-52 - 12-25-10

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