Free Word Stories: DSman PartyVan adventures!

[Dualscreenman]

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[DarkSerge]

It took 1 Trillion years to find the end of the partyvan...As soon as that happened the group the world ended and the partyvan is out in space somewhere's.

[MIR]

So floating out in space in the bleak nothingness that is man's last stance between them and God (go talk to Modman about the existence of God). The DSman PartyVan reached the high heavens and was parked outside the Pearly Gates. With the 1 trillion petawatt surround sound system and the offer of free joose to all, the people started partying hard. What was odd was no one knew St. Peter could party so hard.

Once the Angles of heaven where wasted on too much partying the DSman PartyVan headed out on the Highway to Hell.

[LiquidManZero]

Suddenly, LMZ is annoyed that he didn't get to make a joke about DarkSerge trying to find the end of the endless partyvan, and then he just goes back to drinking. Meanwhile, on the Highway to Hell, the tires on the PartyVan are starting to melt. Seems it's not a cold day in hell.

[MIR]

The DSman calls the local AAA tow company and has them bring out the NEW Goodyear Hell proof tires. oddly they contain a warning sticker saying "these tires are not idiot proof".

[Dualscreenman]

We ride into hell.
Satan is shocked by the longness of the partyvan and is subsequently ran over out of spite.

[MIR]

This causes Hell to freeze over. The abundance of Ice allows for free snow cones for all and an unlimited supply of Slurpies. The Lazy Bastard makes a promising deal with 7-11 and Diablo (Lord of Destruction) for the import of the limitless supply of Slurpie mix and ice. He extends a hearty thank you to DSman and then goes to sleep.

[LiquidManZero]

However... Time is a nacho break. Unfortunately, nachos had not been this pissed in years.

[MIR]

(Chapter 2)

It seems the Dualscreenman PartyVan has been stolen by Lord Eggwerx making it difficult for Dsman to get around. As for the moment the tricycle that he stole from worK allowed him to maneuver around the world infamous... what ever it is called now.

[Lazy Bastard]

Tentatively, it is called the Dualscreenman NonVan. The only upsides to it are that no one can pour sugar in the gas tank, and that it occasionally reminds someone of Bobby's World.

[MIR]

Though Corn Syrup from Pirate Syrup's Castle will work find if it wasn't for the deadness of the Topic Games board.

[LiquidManZero]

In a desperate attempt to resurrect the board, GSHI's scientists develop a new virus to bring the dead back to life. Unfortunately for the board, they had merely copied Umbrella's blueprints and wrote "GSHI R&D" all over them with permanent markers.

[MIR]

This caused ZombieKodewerx to sue GSHI for 10000000000e127 tonnes of Nachos due to copyright trademarks stolen from Eggwerx while he was lol'ing in Sage's (censored).