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[MIR]

Oh Dear

This isnt a good thing to get on your commedor or Amiga.

[MIR]

Why is it that you people dont belive us califorinians on global warming?

I mean it is real man!

[MIR]

Its all hybrid's fault!

He mentioned bunnies! Ohm nom nom nom

[MIR]

This Picture

interesting

[MIR]

Could this be...

a globop we know?

[MIR]

This is a reminder for me. I may never find a better deal on a graphics card for a Mac from a reputable dealer at this price EVAR AGIAN.

Need monies to replace ATI RAGE 128 Ultra AGP 2X 16MB ADC/VGA

http://www.tigerdirect.com/applicati...OTC-GOOGLEBASE

[MIR]

Another deal for me to think about!

http://www.ecartdeluxe.com/macpac/pr...?prod=IC510012

I hope it is linux compatable. I doubt i would get it due to the fact that 5.1 sound doesnt impress me that much.

[MIR]

What i need for school/college

possibly it is illegal in California

yet it is legal in Texas :-D

[Hybrid]

fly like an eagle....

[MIR]

Nice. Did you draw that?

[Hybrid]

yeah its an old picture

[MIR]

> Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who
>
> purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary
> submitted this:
>
> Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that
> sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and
> I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie.
> What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized
> taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short
> lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant,
> allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....??
>
> WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought
> it home.
>
> I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the
> button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that
> if I pushed the but ton AND pressed it against a metal surface
> at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting
> back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!!
> Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn
> spot is on the face of her microwave.
>
> Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself
> that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A
> batteries, right?
>
> There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently
> (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and
> thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh &
> blood moving target.
>
> I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a
> second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat.
> But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect
> herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it
> would work as advertised. Am I wrong?
>
> So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my
> reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose,
> directions in one hand, and taser in another.
>
> The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and
> disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to
> cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a
> three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on
> the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than
> three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm
> looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than
> 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and (loaded with
> two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, "no
> possible way!"
>
> What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my
> best...? I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her
> head cocked to one side as to say, " don't do it dipshit,"
> reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny little ole
> thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a
> one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to
> my naked thigh, pushed the button, and . . . HOLY MOTHER OF GOD
> . . . WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION . . . WHAT THE HELL!!!
>
> I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door,
> picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the
> carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking
> up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body
> soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be
> found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest
> position, and tingling in my legs?
>
> The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before,
> clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace,
> obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body
> flopping all over the living room.
>
> Note: If you ever feel compelled to "mug" yourself with a taser,
> one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one second
> burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing
> until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing
> about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered
> conservative?
>
> SON-OF-A-BITCH, THAT HURT LIKE HELL!!!
>
> A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative
> thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had
> left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading
> glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The recliner was
> upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally
> was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still
> twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain,
> and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the
> drooling. Apparently I shit myself, but was too numb to know
> for sure and my sense of smell was gone.; I saw a faint smoke
> cloud above my head which I believe was came from my hair. I'm
> still looking for my nuts and I'm offering a significant reward
> for their safe return!!
>
> P. S. My wife loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me
> with it!
>
> "If you think Education is difficult, try being stupid."

[Ace]

asdf

[MIR]

For bfoos

Enjoy your bomb : D
and Ipod too

[MIR]

Just for my reference:

To get list...
OXY-008
OXY-009

http://maru-chang.com/hard/agb/english.htm


Any assistance would be appreciated. (this post will be lost most likely -_-)