Three Word Story: The Chaotic Forces edition

[Thunderhacker]

Congratulations CF. You now have the honor of having your own TWS thread. This is a very special prize reserved for only the most retarded people who disgrace this and other web forums with their drivel.

Let's begin!

While sitting at...

(You all knew it had to be done.)

Edit: corrected a spelling error. It's late, give me a break...

[Lazy Bastard]

...the bar, I...

[Thunderhacker]

...met an old...

[Chaotic Forces]

...slut named Sage...

TH: Oh my! I feel so popular.

[Lazy Bastard]

...but that was...

[Chaotic Forces]

...just TH in...

[Lazy Bastard]

...a dream I...

[Thunderhacker]

...had about Rune...

[Chaotic Forces]

...destroying gshi and...

[Thunderhacker]

I'm gonna assume you mean "obliterating"

Try not to use big words, you don't understand them.

...ejaculating inside me...

[Chaotic Forces]

...while CF laughed...

Dolt, try making sense.

[Thunderhacker]

...choking on Rune's...

Oh, wow. You called me a dolt. Whatever shall I do?

Care to tell us where I'm not making sense? If you hadn't edited your post that horrible excuse of a misspelled word would still be there.

Also, keep in mind this story is you, so don't refer to yourself in the 3rd person unless you want to sound like a dork.

[Lazy Bastard]

...potential offspring, and...

[Thunderhacker]

...telling him I...

[Lazy Bastard]

...loved him, and...