A potential slip of the tongue...heh

[Lazy Bastard]

I work as a PC/LAN tech for a fairly large banking chain. From time to time, a user somewhere has a problem, so I might give them a call, find out what the problem is, and remotely access their PC to see if it can be fixed without having someone go out there in person. I usually end up saying something like, "OK, I'm going to remote into your PC and check things out...". Anyway...I'm fairly sure that one of these days, my mind is going to be wandering, and I'm going to say, "OK, I'm going to go ahead and remote into your pussy and check...er, PC, and check things out..."

Heheh...it's just a feeling I have. Anyone else have something similar? If not, that's cool...I just had to note this somewhere.

[Chaotic Forces]

Kind of. I was showing a girl how to do a sum in maths. I was standing, I took a glance at her chest and she said: how do I get the value of x?

My response: Simple, get r squared and use pi with it.

Her: so what's pi?
Me: you know, double D over seven.
She just looked and said: I know my tits are big but thanks for making sure I know.

[Lazy Bastard]

Heh.

[Modman]

Well, LB, I just hope it doesn't happen when you're talking to a guy. It could get interesting.

[Lazy Bastard]

He'd probably just be like, "Ah...to be young again..." Heh.

[Shad0wHacker]

I'd fire a gat into the phone