Neiman Marcus is selling Collard Greens for $66

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Around the holidays, Neiman Marcus — or as it has come to be known, “Needless Markup” — is famous for offering extravagant gift options at astronomical prices. In this year’s Neiman Marcus “Christmas Book,” for example, you can buy the special lady in your life a “Reversible Sable Fur Vest and Puffer Jacket” for $16,500. Or perhaps you know someone who’d like a “Vintage Electric Bike” for $6,995.

But Christmas is still seven weeks away. At the moment, the internet is losing its collective mind over something the luxury retailer is selling for Thanksgiving dinner: Collard greens.

Yes, that’s right. Neiman Marcus advertised a side dish of collard greens, “seasoned with just the right amount of spices and bacon,” for $66.00 plus a $15.50 shipping fee.

If $80.00 strikes you as a tad high, you’re in the majority. And now, social media is dishing up a fair amount of shade.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/compa...ens/ar-AAjRBiW

[xirtamehtsitahw]

They must be a secret military contractor; the same kind who claims a box of nails costs 20 dollars and a toilet seat somehow costs 900 dollars.

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