Woman arrested for stealing French fries from D.C. cop

[dlevere]

WASHINGTON (WUSA9) - A woman was arrested in Northwest D.C. for stealing three French fries from a police officer who was dining at a U Street eatery.

http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/dc/w...-cop/316128060

[Combusto Dragon]

-_-;

she should buy french fries on her own!

[bungholio]

Makes no sense. Is she mentally ill or something because it sounds like she was looking for an easy excuse to get into jail. She sits by a random cop, starts a conversation, takes a fry, he says stop, she takes a 2nd fry, he says stop again or you could be arrested for theft, and then she takes a 3rd. What cop would have a fit over 3 fries over a random stranger? Did the cop know her from something shady like maybe she was a prostitute or something that he broke the law and starting paying for and she just sort of wanted to mess with him or something and he just wanted her gone gone gone? Or maybe she witnessed him committing a crime and he recognized her and the body language was like "Shit, it's her from that illegal thing I was involved in or whatever, what's she doing here!? She needs to go fast!"

The whole thing is devoid of details that make any sense of this. Either she wanted to go to prison or she wanted to mess with that cop, both need investigating.

[dlevere]

This is the dumbest woman that I've ever reported about. Evidently she was drunk. The stupidity of some people never ceases to amaze me.

[dlevere]

Thief steals $600 hidden in bra of a 94 year old woman in wheelchair

Like this fool.

This thieving scumbag somehow knew that the 94 year old woman had just cashed her pension check, and stalked her and her caretaker looking for an opportunity to rob her.

A 26 year old suspect was shortly arrested three blocks away and is in custody.

[bungholio]

I didn't think it would be as easy as her just being drunk, all the wonder just flew out the window and I can't imagine any more absurd ideas.
Realistically, this may also be the dumbest sounding report I've ever heard of a lady getting arrested too even though there's always youtube videos of ladies making the biggest fools of themselves. They are usually not as bad as guys though. The only thing I can even think of is the reports about ladies attacking fast food employees like Wendy's or Mcdonalds over something like getting a wrong order and ending up 1 fry short of a happy meal and then they flip out.


There's no way I'm watching a youtube video of a dude reaching into an old woman's bra to steal her money. I kind of wouldn't expect youtube to have that sort of thing, I get the feeling even if it didn't hit some FCC thing then people would have a fuss in the comments section until youtube did something.


They also had a report on this kid from Florida doing some kind of scam, then he's found in Virginia or wherever at a car dealership trying to scam an elderly lady and talking about her being his god mother or something, I can't remember it at the moment.

[dlevere]

The store owner refunded her the 600 dollars that she lost.

That other topic that you're talking about is this.

http://gamehacking.org/vb/threads/15...-with-this-guy

[Combusto Dragon]

There's no way I'm watching a youtube video of a dude reaching into an old woman's bra to steal her money. I kind of wouldn't expect youtube to have that sort of thing, I get the feeling even if it didn't hit some FCC thing then people would have a fuss in the comments section until youtube did something.

me too. i will puke if i watch it. stealing should be banned from around the world

[bungholio]

That other topic that you're talking about is this.

http://gamehacking.org/vb/threads/15...-with-this-guy

I feel dumb, it's already on here and it was just a few links below this thread. Seems like I've read it here and on reddit and about 10 other places too and forgot what it was.