Mere words can't describe the horror. You've been warned

[dlevere]

Kim Kardashian fan Jordan James Parke spent $150,000 on more than FIFTY cosmetic procedures to look like her

[Demonic722]

[nolberto82]

Now I can't unsee.

[Helder]

God damn he could have saved thousands by taking a hot curling iron to his lips and once they blister up...... BAM same sized lips.

[Pyriel]

"Let's see. Her eyebrows are about 3/8", relatively thick and dark, and moderately arched. I think our best plan is to give you inch-thick tattoos with ink as dense as we can make it, in roughly the shape of a frantic sperm whale. At some point after death, your skin will contract, and the proportions will be close."

[deathspawn]

Shit, I should get into cosmetics. If I can make that kind of cash doing a shitty job, I'll have enough to retire in no time.

[dlevere]

Man has nose cut off to look like comic book’s Captain America super villain Red Skull


Henry Damon – aka Red Skull – snarls with his new nose (Picture: REUTERS/Jorge Silva)

[dlevere]

WTF?

Transgender 'toxic tush' victim Rajee Narinesingh steps out showing off new face repaired by doctors after injections of cement and tire sealant left her disfigured




Before


After

Rajee Narinesingh (above), one of the victims of 'toxic tush' doctor Oneal Ron Morris, stepped out showing her new face over the weekend.

[dlevere]

Kim Kardashian fan Jordan James Parke will be on the Maury show tomorrow - WTF

[Phil The Hammer]

I don't "keep up with the Kardashians" nor any of that other "reality" bullshit.

[Pyriel]

All you have to know is what Kim looks like. The context is further up the thread. This Jordan Parke guy thinks all that surgery he's done has made him into her doppelganger or something.