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  • masterwriter42
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    ... And then he'd go find some actual bunnies and train them to be kung-fu killing machines. Those carrot-nunchucks hurt!

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  • Helder
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    and then head over to the bunny ranch for some much needed release lol.

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  • Lazy Bastard
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    He'll probably withdraw it all in $1 bills, stack them all in a huge, sideways column, and see if he can roundhouse kick them all in half with one swipe (which he can).

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  • masterwriter42
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    Originally posted by Lazy Bastard View Post
    It's all up to you

    Heh @ "so maybe I'll break the bulb and arrange the shards into a logo or something". That sounds like something I would say.
    Great minds think alike.


    Also, what do you think Chuck Norris plans to do with all the money he made from selling muscular toned-ness?

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  • Lazy Bastard
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    It's all up to you

    Heh @ "so maybe I'll break the bulb and arrange the shards into a logo or something". That sounds like something I would say.

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  • masterwriter42
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    Originally posted by Lazy Bastard View Post
    Off subject, but...masterwriter, are you going to participate in the Artwork Contest? We could use some skilled hands on the task of creating us a new GSHI.org t-shirt logo, and it couldn't hurt to pick up some prizes...
    I am strongly considering it, actually. When I saw the info on that, a little light turned on in my head... so maybe I'll break the light bulb and arrange the shards into the logo or something, lol. But yeah, I've got lots of programs and resources at hand, so I can probably come up with something. Would 2D or 3D be preferable? Or maybe a little of both. I'll see what I can do.

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  • Lazy Bastard
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    Off subject, but...masterwriter, are you going to participate in the Artwork Contest? We could use some skilled hands on the task of creating us a new GSHI.org t-shirt logo, and it couldn't hurt to pick up some prizes...

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  • masterwriter42
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    Originally posted by MIR View Post
    holy super bump batman!
    Sadly, as of the last time I checked, Batman and Chuck Norris had never met face to face. The real questions surrounding that situation are: "Would they be allies or rivals?" and "Who would win in a fist fight (no tools, just bare knuckles)?"

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  • MIR
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    holy super bump batman!

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  • masterwriter42
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    Wow! That's a lot of Chuck Norris goodness, right there.
    I still think that Chuck Norris should have been in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
    But of course, if Chuck Norris, Solid Snake, Link, and Star Fox all did a Barrel Roll at the same time, the universe would implode instantaneously, so I can see as to how it's safer for them to keep their distance.

    Remember how Chuck Norris can reflect lasers and grenade blasts with his face? I wonder if that works with Molotov Cocktails as well. Either way, he's immune to fire damage anyway, so I suppose it doesn't much matter.
    Now, it's quite frequently that people ask me how I think Chuck Norris would fend of a zombie invasion, but I think the answer is obvious. And if that answer proved insufficient on some occasion, or if he just wanted to show off, he could always throw a bow-flex at them. That ought to do it.

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  • MathUser
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    Random Chuck Norris facts..

    Well, the one I seen was some kinda e-mail voting thing. I'm not sure what forum that pic is from tho.It reminds me of cmgsccc. I remember their forum looking like that. But yeah, those chuck norris things are great. I think I become a fan of him since Conan o brien started using his walker texas ranger lever. Chuck gots enormous humor potential.

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  • Amy
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    Random Chuck Norris facts..

    ummmm well... maybe it is just that popular? Not blamming or anything, just the first place I saw it (before you posted it) was at the below imaged place, not going to name that place.... I mena well after all is nothing but a 'porno' board really....but it was there a good while before it was here, but still funny, even if some of it is well not too right, but some of it is funny, and other people hehe at that porn board had and called out alot more of the chuck stuff.... like that 'person' at bottom of image talking about the horse. .... I mean well it IS a 'porn' forum, so well everyone there has only on thing on their mind, and well yes ofcorse even chuck there has alot more topic due to well the 9 billion and a half members.



    ahh yes...you can see better if you ofcorse click on image and make it 'bigger'. (I choose a art of the board where no 'breasts' and such were shown also in those avatars and such...so could post it here and such.

    ~Amy

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  • MathUser
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    Random Chuck Norris facts..

    I guess I don't visit enough forums then. But I felt the need to share the wealth.

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  • Amy
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    Re: Random Chuck Norris facts..

    Originally posted by iamstillhiro1112
    Something funny I came across.
    hmmm hehe, been to those 'porno' sites again poking around, I see....after all, this list is nowhere but HERE and everyother porn forums out there.... so maybe revive the porn forum a small bit yourself and not ask me to----freebie seekers do get on my nerves. :P

    ~Amy

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  • localwoman01
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    Random Chuck Norris facts..

    heh ...........lol Hiro a big fan of Chuck Norria....jk

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